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Based on a conversation some of my friends had about Dipper and Mabel becoming warriors kids- I can't take credit for the idea or dialogue, but it WAS fun bringing it to life.

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“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

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Introducing: Dipper Pines, Young Adult

Now a young man, he’s currently a permanent resident at Gravity Falls, living with his Grunkles on the Stan-O-War II docked at the lake. (The Sooslets are ever-growing and the Pines insist Soos and Melody need the Mystery Shack’s space. And how did they transport such a huge boat into a lake inland? Just ask McGuckett)

This stage of his life can be summed up like this:

Ask Dipper to steal Baba Yaga’s flying mortar, rip out the back hair of a raging alpha werewolf, or drink the brain water out of a Kappa’s head — He’ll do all of that back-to-back, with no hesitation, and come out unscathed.

But ask Dipper to attend a college party by himself, make some new friends his age that aren’t mythical creatures, or learn how to pay taxes — This only spells disaster.

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both!

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Garthic phone lead us to furry dipper

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she hamp on my ster till i squeak squeak

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what i think the haikyu boys would smell like (karasuno)

with a bonus of what kinda scents they’d like on you

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also references to actual scents so if you wanna buy and sniff them to get an idea and think of our boys, you’re welcome <3

hinata, kageyama, tsukishima, yamaguchi, nishinoya

+ what they like on you

p.1 (?)

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hinata

scents for him; “tangerine boy” by phlur, “orange blossom” by jo malone

scents for her; “heavenly” by victoria’s secret

i feel like he would smell kinda fruity (pfffft), maybe slightly citrusy but not much, more sweet

maybe even a lil cinnamony too

smells like apple pie

he’d use like 3 in 1 cucumber scent body wash lmfao idk

i also think he’d be the type to use like the dove deodorant spray that’s like apple or watermelon scented LOL

after a game or something and he’s all sweaty he still just smells sweet. he’s just sweet like his personality

he mostly just likes light scents, he doesn’t like anything too heavy or musky

he’s not a fan of expensive stuff or even like axe scents, it hurts his nose and he gets headaches from strong scents like that

he doesn’t necessarily smell all that “manly”, but he does make the fruity scents he uses smell manly enough, if that’s the best way of describing lol

why do i feel like he’d smell some of his little sisters scents and just take one or two he kinda likes, and maybe he’ll mix it with something a little more cologne-like so it’s not too girly for him

little bit of a honey scent to him too, that’s a big one. honey isn’t a strong scent anyway so i think it would fit him to use

showers a lot so he just always smells good

with girls he does really love anything sexy, surprisingly

like the kinda special scents you get from like victorias secret that’s rlly seductive, like the scent called heavenly he loves

“baby, you smell so beautiful today-i bet you taste just as good, my love,,,”

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kageyama

scents for him; “ocean” by bath and body works, “freshwater” by bath and body works, “mr. burberry” by burberry

scents for her; “at the beach” bath and body works, “cool & bright” by pink, “coconut palm” by mix:bar

he gives off very beachy, clean, fresh water kinda vibes

coconut.

like he also just smells similar to petrichor in my head, it just makes sense to me, the smell in the air after it rains

maybe that’s like after he’s been playing and he’s sweating, just petrichor, still water-smelling but like sweated down LOL

i do think he’d definitely be the one to actually smell like sweat after playing though but like not badly? like he for sure smells worked out and everything is sweated down, but like he doesn’t smell like bad body odor

personally, when i smell the billie eilish no.2 perfume i think of him but maybe that’s just me

like hinata, i don’t think he likes anything heavy either, but he does like cologne like maybe the scent ocean at bath and body works LMFAO, that works

he definitely shops there for scents

he gives like, not the kinda person to always put something on, he just kinda smells good because he keeps his room smelling good, if that makes sense

like the scent bergamot waters from bath and body works, yes, again, he has as either a wall plug or a room spray

he also likes coconut and beach scents on girls

maybe even light flower scents too

rose, LILAC, jasmine, LAVENDER, sakura

“you wear this one on purpose, don’t you, babe? you just know i’ll be kissing you all over,,,”

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tsukishima

scents for him; “somebody wood” by phlur, “bourbon” by bath and body works

scents for her; “strawberry pound cake” by bath and body works, “honey mist” by pink, “sweater weather” by bath and body works

so his scent to me would come off very woody, or maybe bergamot kinda

like kageyama, if i smell bourbon from bath and body works, it’s similarly his scent

he’s the one that comes off musky to me but still soft and subtle

i think he’s just really into the more home-smelling comfort scents

idk how else to describe it but like camping or fire or a cozy cabin, he just smells like that

or like you know when you got that cool friend that’s got an older house and their basement smells like wood and like rain water but it’s like comforting? am i explaining that right? maybe you know what i mean, but, tsukki comfort scent

cedarwood, sandalwood, pine, just wood lol, maybe that’s it

side note but not side note, i bought his scent off the website aishify (love them sm, website here), and the one they have for him is SCARY accurate to how i pictured he would smell, it’s so comforting to me and i need another one bc it’s almost finished

can you tell tsukki is my fav

he really doesn’t wear alot of anything though, so after a game or something he mostly just sweats it off and it’s more of a subtle leftover burnt scent

loves girls who also wear similar scents to him, girly but still musky, like he definitely loves billie eilish no.3 perfume

he may even like soft vanilla or honey scents too, like the honey mist from pink he thinks is pretty

scents for sweets too, like cupcakes or cake

with his love for strawberry, do i even need to say more? strawberry poundcake from bath and body will make him spiral

“you’re just asking for me to eat you up smelling like this, hm? cmere, shortcake,,,”

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yamaguchi

scents for him; “beach stroll” by PS, “light blue for men” by dolce & gabbana

scents for her; “brazilian crush cheirosa 62” by sol de jonerio, “brazilian crush cheirosa 71” by sol de jonerio, “warm vanilla sugar” by bath and body works

this boy definitely smells fresh, like clean laundry

fresh smelling cologne if anything, like clear blue skies and fresh air LOL

he’s probably tried to use other stuff like maybe some of tsukkis, but he’s not a musky kind of guy, he’s more soft and light and fresh, so he didn’t like it

he won’t use expensive stuff that much either, it’s just too strong for him

he’s maybe even come to the conclusion that he doesn’t really like wearing anything other than maybe deodorant by the name of ‘fresh linen/cotton’ or something

his laundry just smells good, he smells like detergent lol

if anything else maybe like pear or apple scents, possibly lemon too, any fresh fruit that’s not sweet but more citrusy

he definitely loves vanilla or cinnamon kind of scents on girls, he loves when they just smell warm and cozy

he’d like maybe caramel too, i think of the brazilian crush line by sol de jonerio perfumes that he would like, like 71 or 62

“can i give you a kiss? please…you smell so pretty, i don’t wanna leave your side, babe,,,”

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nishinoya

scents for him; “victory league” by adidas, “legend” by bath and body works, “sauvage” by dior

scents for her; “so sexy: orchid” by victoria’s secret, “so sexy: night” by victoria’s secret, “viva la juicy” by juicy couture

everyone is saying axe for this man, and while i don’t disagree, let’s not say that’s all he uses

maybe

he definitely does use the stuff quickest to grab or buy, like axe, or body prays by like adidas or something lmfao

like old spice too, nivea men

you can’t really tell what kind of scent it’s all just typical cologne smell i guess, maybe a hint of spicy

he’d have like maybe one or two colognes that are actually expensive and good, probably given as a gift

he definitely steals tanakas cologne just to make sure he smells good and when he forgets his before and after games

for girls, like hinata, he also likes stuff that comes off seductive and sexy

the so sexy line by victoria’s secret is a yes

he’s also a sucker for juicy couture, more than just the scents but that’s a different post

“god damn, babe, you smell just as sexy as you look, let me see you,,,”

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My coworker I've had a crush on for a while now is subtly giving hints he likes me for the first time ever and even though I've spent so much time daydreaming about a relationship I feel so sick now that I'm getting these signals back

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This ^

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tumblr won't let me upload this directly to the post I want add this to, so I'm uploading tubbo's response to wilbur's so called "apology" here, sourced from this twitter post [Link]

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had to repost because it was blurry for some reason 💀

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an artist I follow on here changed all their posts to saw-related stuff and I haven't ever watched saw but I love their art and posts too much to unfollow even though I don't get it

I love watching people talk abt their interests so much especially if I don't know about them

When u follow a bunch of ppl who are into a series u know nothing about and your dash is full of posts about the big update

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my ace ass being made a moderator on my friend's discord server because his friend kept sending porn GIFs:

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