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happy early halloween 🎃 👻

I know I’ve been gone a while but let me bribe you with this sharkboy damian and lavagirl jon com from @woompfy 🙏

Aren’t they adorable? 💕

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michael distortion what a goofy guy

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cracks him like a glowstick

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pre-distortion michael shelley but pointier and more shaped

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Martin: Hey buddy, you doing alright? Want some tea? A little break maybe.

Jon: SUPPLENEMTAL MARTIN IS MURDER STALKING ME, I ATE GETRUDE'S LAPTOP FOR SAFEKEEPING, ALSO I BROKE INTO TIM'S HOUSE AND STOLE ALL HIS BOOKS

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What is something you would feed to the homophobic vase?

Egregious amounts of marmite. I'm curious what would happen.

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speaking of jon's burns actually i just had a thought

martin said in s5 that he hates being burned and that burns scar horribly (directly to jon which is like. martin. DUDE.) but people also love some classic jmart wound care so i'm just imagining poor martin after ep 92 seeing jon again and being like "jon your hand.... what've you done to it?" and he's like ".... i burned it" "oh no let me have a look" "it's bad" "it's probably not that bad" "It's Bad" "Just Let Me Fucking See It Dammit" and martin unwraps it enough to see like half a finger with this days-old third-degree burn on it and just verrrry gently wrapping it back up again and going ".... Hospital."

(and also ofc poor jon having to deal with yknow. Being The Burned One and having martin's reaction be that way in the moment and then hearing that in s5)

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i love how when it comes to fanfic for jon, it’s nine times out of ten going to be one of those two options.

option one: finally gives jon a break and some of the rest that he deserves

or

option two: the author decides to put jonah magnus to shame and show him what it really means to traumatize and manipulate an archive

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my dead goth son and his friendly neighborhood personified concept of insanity

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David Tennant characters x text posts. Wet cat edition:

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Forgot to post it, theheejfhdjd

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Tomorrow I’ll post the finished pictuRE. They got me lo blessed and obsessed.ENUIJW N

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Imagine spending all your energy being cool and mysterious 24/7.

What an idiot have I mentioned I love him?

Idea came from a cool post @nouverx made about Alastor’s possible sleeping habits. 💕

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thought that one Alastor scene would look cool in comic lettering, so i drew this

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Loki Fic Rec 11

all we have we lose by Lise (words: 24,935 | rating: T | slight Loki/Bucky)

Bucky has two options: be refrozen for an indefinite amount of time until someone can pry Hydra’s hooks out of his brain. Or, go to space and see if they can do any better.

He goes to space. It turns out there’s someone there who knows a thing or two about messing with peoples’ heads.

What You Are in the Dark by illwynd (words: 20,703 | rating: E | thorki | WIP)

Thor brings his friends—and more or less drags his brother—on an adventure to a mysterious cave in Nidavellir, in hope of glory, for there are tales of strange monsters there. But the truth is stranger than they know, and when Thor and Loki are separated from the others, they find out for themselves what lurks there in the dark.

(death must be lonely like I am) by GalaxyThreads (words: 16,597 | rating: T | Gen | WIP) 

After the Battle of New York, S.H.I.E.L.D. claims Loki for punishment and consequently, also HYDRA. When the Avengers are assembled under the belief that Loki is escaping his cell, they rapidly realize what a mistake they’ve made leaving the younger Asgardian in their hands. (Gen, blind!Loki)

[REWRITE/REVAMP OF STYGIAN]

Emergence by Iamnotreal (words: 5,435 | rating: M | Gen)

Clint receives a mysterious message and is about to make it Natasha’s problem.

Alienation of Affection by rayemars (words: 27,288 | rating: E | thorki) 

The marriage was arranged as a way to end the skirmishes arising between Asheim and Jotunheim’s borders. Neither Asgard nor Utgard wished for another war; memories of the last one were too fresh.

Had Thor been the only child, it would have fallen to him to fulfill the contract. But Laufey was sending his youngest child as a hostage-spouse, so the eldest son of Odin was not obligated to wed him.

That duty fell to the next in line: Balder.

Over Now by illwynd (words: 1,266 | rating: T | thorki) 

A dark post-Ragnarok ficlet in which things are not okay.

part 1 / part 2 / part 3 / part 4 / part 5 / part 6 / part 7 / part 8 / part 9 / part 10

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He wants Alastor's attention (audio by: @Vindooly on yt)