arsene: we’ve never won the champions league so that’s something arsenal is determined to do now
me:
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*walks up to newborn baby* your complexion is FLAWLESS what products do you use??
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black licorice isn’t a candy it’s a punishment
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This is truly beautiful. The football fans on tumblr united… from across the globe…different languages…different skin colors….different religions…together to shit on diego costa.
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my first day as football fan: wow how am i supposed to remember all their names?
me now: i can tell who it is by the way they fall
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he fucking said it
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some girls our age make me want to go hug my momma and thank her for the way she raised me
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ME: *takes a deep breath*
ME: I hat-
ANYONE WHO HAS SPENT FIVE SECONDS AROUND ME EVER: yes, you hate chelsea, we know, you hate chelsea so much, they belong in hell, you hate them so much, you just hate chelsea, we KNOW , you hate chelsea you fucking hate chelsea ok we know, we get it, YOU HATE CHELSEA. WE GET IT.
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You don’t know how much someone is worth to you
until you sell them
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attitude is like kanye and feelings are like drake
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