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Eli Holtz
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The names Eli Holtz, but you can call me Agent Holtz. I am a SHIELD agent and go wherever they send me. M!A: none, accepting Tracking: gunholtzer
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gunholtzer · 11 years ago
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Eli wrapped his good arm around her. "I'm okay darlin, promise. I just have to take it easy for a while" he said "theres no need to cry."
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gunholtzer · 11 years ago
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gunholtzer · 11 years ago
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Eli frowned. He shifted over carefully and patted the space beside him. "Come here darlin" he said "and please stop cryin. I'm gonna be just fine."
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gunholtzer · 11 years ago
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Eli winced when he saw the expression on Minnie's face. "I'm fine darlin" he said "I've dealt with worse. Why do you think I asked to get out of all the field work I could."
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gunholtzer · 11 years ago
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Eli kissed her back with a smiled. "Well I got shot a few times in the shoulder and chest" he replied "and Sonny kept me from dying until the help he called for came."
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gunholtzer · 11 years ago
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Eli smiled at her when she walked in. "I've been better" he replied, shrugging with his good shoulder "and I'll be fine." "Now come here" he said, holding his good arm to the side so she could hug him.
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gunholtzer · 11 years ago
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Eli winced when he pulled on a sweater. He heard Minnie come in. “In here babe“ he called. He hoped she wasn't too upset.
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"I told her." Sonny replied. "Seriously, shirt. Guess it doesn’t matter though, she’ll find out anyways. I didn’t tell her you were hurt, just that you were home and you missed her. You get to tell her the rest yourself." he informed his friend. 
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gunholtzer · 11 years ago
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Eli listened and nodded. “I was going to call her tomorrow“ he said. “Can you pass me a sweater at least?“ he asked “Itll be easier to get on.“
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About a week and a half later and Eli had been home for a few days when Sonny walked into his bedroom. “I’d throw a shirt on if I were you. My sister’s on her way over.” he said as he picked a shirt up off the floor and tossed it onto the bed. 
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gunholtzer · 11 years ago
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Eli looked over at him. “Shes what?“ he asked. He looked at the shirt and back at Sonny. “Why is she coming over?“ he asked “I haven't said anything yet.“
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"Do you honestly think she won’t be worried? She knows we’re supposed to be back in town in a week, and the way you two are attached at the lips she’d know something was up before you had time to heal. That’s not fair of you to do to her man, she deserves to know." Sonny crossed his arms as he stared at his friend. 
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gunholtzer · 11 years ago
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Eli looked at the shoes. He wasn't exactly sure, they all looked the same to him. “The third ones“ he replied.
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gunholtzer · 11 years ago
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Eli nodded. He watched as Sonny left and sighed. He didn't know what to do. He wasn't used to having to tell people. He closed his eyes.
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"Do you honestly think she won’t be worried? She knows we’re supposed to be back in town in a week, and the way you two are attached at the lips she’d know something was up before you had time to heal. That’s not fair of you to do to her man, she deserves to know." Sonny crossed his arms as he stared at his friend. 
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gunholtzer · 11 years ago
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Eli listened to the lecture. “We are not attached at the lips. And Ill tell her just not yet. Shes just going to basically move into the apartment to take care of me. And I can manage on my own.“
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Sonny just let out a long fake yawn and threw his legs even further onto the bed. “So when are you planning on telling my sister?” he asked after a moment. 
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gunholtzer · 11 years ago
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Eli smiled at her and nodded. “Right“ he said.
Eli accepted the box. “Thanks“ he said. “Shes helping me pick out some dress shoes“ he replied.
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gunholtzer · 11 years ago
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Eli shook his head. He kicked at his feet. “When I'm better“ he replied “I don't want to worry her.“
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Sonny plopped down in the seat next to Eli’s bed, attempting to look casual, but both men knew how relieved he was. “You should see yourself. That hot little blonde nurse gave you a sponge bath, and boy was she thorough.” he grinned nodding to a random nurse. “Most of ‘em were through ‘n through, the one in your shoulder hit your collarbone so you gotta wear a sling for awhile, and one of ‘em shattered on impact. They say they gotta do a few more surgeries to get all the bits and pieces out.” he explained. “But you should be good to go home in a few days.” he told Sonny with a small nod. “Gotta take it easy for at least a month though. No trainin’ no gym. Just sit on your ass and watch Dr. Phil or whatever it is you housewives watch.” he replied as he kicked one food up to the edge of his friend’s bed. 
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gunholtzer · 11 years ago
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gunholtzer · 11 years ago
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This is just bringing back memories of gym class and middle school dances
It has come to my attention that there are fully legal adults who are not familiar with this, who do not know what to do when they hear it, and indeed, were born after it came out.  
This is unacceptable.
It is irrevocably tattooed into the brain of anyone vaguely associated with Western culture who was old enough to form cognizant memories in the mid 90s.  And yes, we can all do the dance.  I guarantee you Dean Winchester can do the dance.  Bobby can do the dance.  Sherlock can do the dance.  Tony Stark has made sure all his robots can do the dance.  
And all of you over the age of 25 already know what it is before you press play.
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gunholtzer · 11 years ago
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Eli listened as Sonny spoke. He knew that all this was adding up to him having to take some leave time. “Great“ he said “now I have to spend even more time with you.“ He smirked and nudged Sonny's foot. “Hey this is my bed, not yours“ he said.
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"Like she isn’t going to kill you for getting hurt?" Sonny asked before he moved over to his friend and moved the shirt slightly. "Where the fuck are they?" he muttered as he pressed it back to Eli’s chest. As if on cue a truck rolled around the corner, screeching to a stop. He banged on the back twice and the doors opened, giving him just enough time to get Eli onto the truck before the doors closed again. Sonny spoke to one of the medical team before moving over where they had Eli lying down. "They’re gonna knock you out." he told his friend. "When you wake up, we’ll be state-side again." he assured him. 
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