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a psa to a lot of people on this website
shhhhhhhhhhhhh shhhhh shhhhhhh shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh shhh shhhhhhhhhhhhhh shhhhhhhhhh
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me: *sees a fat cat*
me, in tears: you are so fucking big i love you…
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*starts sentence with tbh* *ends sentence with tbh*
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me: *is home alone* great! now i can scream into the void in peace
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me: *takes a long swig from a flask i was carrying in my purse* barkeep: ma'am no outside drinks are permitted me, hoarsely: this is flour
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i severely misinterpreted the meaning of this song’s title
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when i was 12 i got banned from yahoo answers and when i emailed support to be like “what did i do??” i got a really vague answer that just said “you know what you did” and it still haunts me to this day
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