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Some finnish:

Haluan munan = I want an egg

Haluan munaa = I want some egg

Haluan munaa = I want to get dicked down

Haluan munia = I want some eggs

Haluan munia = I want to lay eggs

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huh i haven't been feelong very well i should make a post on tumblr no i shouuuuuldn't the internet doesn't have to know but i should mention that i'm around no that's going to paint a picture like it matters to anyone it clearly doesn't man i'm not doing good i should not overshare on the internet

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best moments in gaming journalism

journalist gets real yakuza members to play yakuza 3 and asks for their opinions on its authenticity

that’s it

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What is right or wrong? Who is to define what is good, or evil? The world is not so black and white - hell, it is not even shades of grey. Not to me, at least. I see the world of ethics and morality in shrimp colours you cannot even imagine. But now that you asked, yeah. As a matter of fact, I am currently breaking into your car.

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every now and then the internet decides it should revamp the ole “stop texting first and see how many friends you lose” when in reality you could literally just communicate that u feel bad that ur the only one texting first

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🎄happy day🎄

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crow spoke to me this morning. not sure what it said i dont speak crow. but it said something probably important to me. thanks buddy

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Or as Strunk and White said in Elements of Style (to the best of my memory), "Feel free to ignore everything in this book rather than write something inelegant."

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Just watched the latest defunctland video and couldn't stop thinking about this

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how fucking sinister is this. i cant imagine the emotion i’d feel if i saw someone wearing a jet black baseball cap with a propeller

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happy MH-December24th to all those who celebrate

MH-December24th

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sometimes i see cis people say "trans people will understand if you misgender them at first. i call my nephew 'her' all the time and he knows i don't mean it" no he doesnt. he probably never hangs out with you for more than ten minutes because that's how long you can last in a conversation before making him feel like shit. also he thinks you're, best case scenario, stupid for not being able to figure it out, or worst case scenario, uncaring about him and his needs. he doesn't like spending time with you. you're deluding yourself into thinking you're far kinder than you are. you're weird man.

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Guy who pronounces discount goods like viscount foods

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When I say "I wish this thing would write itself." I mean "I wish I could fall into a trance where writing this becomes as easy as breathing. Where every word I write flows effortlessly through me and is just right. I wish I could get into the groove and write hundreds of thousands of words in one sitting and never get stuck second-guessing myself. I might find flaws in it tomorrow. But here and now I feel nothing but love for what I'm creating." not "I wish some dumbfuck computer could do it for me."