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Jason: Why's Cass always catfishing me!?

Tim: Mums the word.

Jason: 😱

Steph: What, too soon?

Cass: Yeah, we're both in stitches.

Jason: You get autopsied ONE time...!

Dick: 🎶 don't speak 🎶

Tim: iknowwhatyouresaying

Kon: 🎵 and I don't knead know reason 🎵

Rose: 🎶 Spoiler, have Alfred brew decaf 🎶

Raven: Cause Building Sevens always a ::hahaha:: laugh

Joker: That doesn't even fit the rhyming scheme. You ruined the punchline.

Cass: Right, cause you're a veritable Helen Keller!

Huntress: What is this, the OED? Seems like old white men have enough say in this familia.

Joker: Hey, I'm just wearing Geishaface! To Sing Sing, WuTang!

Duke: ha (yuppers)

Jason: There's never a Crowbar around when I really need one.

Babs: 🥴

Terry: But when will then be now?

Tim: 😱 Kk, sorry...really need that coffee fix now.

Damian: There is no fix for all that is wrong.

Jason: Tim, he didn't say, "with you."

Damian: Ahki?

Steph: Come little one; let us away.

Jason: We'll acquiesce yet spoil his request. Steph, have Alfred fetch Le Sleepy Time!

Dinah: We could at least gateway him into Hot Toddies!

Jason: I can't batcest tonight Fam! WE got shit to do tomorrow!

Alfred: Hydrate. Rio and Lu - plumbers for a reason.

Donna: I could Castor Troy for hours...?

Gordon: Speaking of Ravaging - the pipes are clean...?

Bullock: Secret code...?

Dent: The hills have eyes...?

Bruce: WATER, Helen, WATER! It's like I need it to live. 🙄

Joker: Turn around and ASK me for a Heffer with...

Quinzel: first of all, egg-a-mooby-muffin, please. Secondly, SAVE THE INFANTALIZED BIMBOIFICATION FOR ME!

Ivy: This is definitely The House of a Thousand Rejects. Makes me wanna root for the damn dirty apes.

Grodd: So long as we can stop King Shark from stealing our bananas.

Talia: Come mister tally man, tall...

Shiva: Stop...

Selina: Right meow...

Arthur: But no one's comes to the defense of these fishes being catted...? This MaCau bird is Flemming right.

Damian: I Am Number Four! No roots to the Slaughterhouse 99 but the rotten!

Floyd: Your Atlantean friend is lyeing to you!

Marcel: Mother of all Bombs was talking about Rio, not Batcow; but, thanks for ending all the anthropomorphscene...fin!

Batcomputer: How about a nice simulation of Old Maid, instead.

Slade: Should we totally break the fourth wall and get Weissman to reblog us with their favorite ahi ahi recipe, just to put the pissed off cherry on top of too many chefs in Todd's kitchen?

Whole ensemble ::deadpool shocked face::

Fisk: One doesn't need an Edgar suit to climb out of the Thirteenth Floor...?

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And IT responded with asking for you as a prize.

The void said hello 🐱🐈‍⬛

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Her name is Lacey. Bye, Felicia

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My least favorite things about anti- UBI discourse is always the techbros whining that "nobody is going to work anymore! People will just watch Netflix all day!" and I have 2 responses:

1) Who the fuck cares. Who the fuck cares what people do with their time! That's kind of the fucking point!

2) People aren't going to stop laboring. Housework (look, it's right there in the word!) will still need to be done. So will maintenance on our homes and personal spaces. Children will still need carers, as will the elderly and disabled. There are millions of examples of ~work~ that we do all the time, uncompensated, that won't suddenly stop because we aren't forced to sell our labor to provide corporation's profits.

I'm not surprised that what is traditionally women's work is invisible to these dipshits, but it never fails to anger me.

Anyway. Join the IWW.

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Have you ever danced with the devil under the pale moonlight?

You know that I have.

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Trigger warning, i guess?

Oh and this is an older poem from july but whatever

When I first saw the image, it gave me an unsettling feeling because it's an animal, of course. But the symbolism of a snake devouring a rabbit immediately resonated with me in the context of that poem. The poem speaks of yearning and of wanting someone to long for you as much as you do for them, to feel that same intensity. But in asking for that connection, you end up being consumed entirely. It's a cautionary tale of desire—how, in wanting to be close, you might lose yourself completely.

In this metaphor, the rabbit is like the speaker, vulnerable and seeking companionship, even asking the snake to stay. The rabbit imagines they’re both hunted by predators, yet overlooks the fact that the snake is just as much a predator. In trying to hold onto that connection, the rabbit is devoured alive. The snake, in its own way, believes it’s staying with the rabbit by consuming it, believing their union is complete through consumption.

Kind of like the line "be careful what you wish for"

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The person I talk to most is myself, and honestly, I think we've started to hate each other.

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big fan of characters who have it all under control when theyre put in situations but no idea how to be like a regular guy doing regular stuff when all is said and done.

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Another orange baby 🥹🐈🐈

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Idk what I would do in this world without cats 🐈

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in another universe she was a little baby & i was the cat who always protected her

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Jason Todd as Robin in DC's Batman Smells, Robin Laid An Egg (2024)

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which batkid are you except i'm going to make you sad probably - Personality Quiz

which batkid are you - Personality Quiz

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Something something finger stripes something, Mon Ami.