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I SWORE I'D NEVER SIN AGAIN, BUT MY PATIENCE'S RUNNING THIN!

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One of my co-workers has a standing desk that he uses sitting down. It looks like this

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I STEPPED OUTSIDE OF THE FRONT DOOR OF MY OWN HOME ONLY TO FIND THE DEER THAT TRIED TO KICK MY ASS LAST YEAR STANDING RIGHT THERE IN MY FRONT YARD. BOLD AS BRASS.

AM I NOT SAFE ANYWHERE ANYMORE

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i lit the match with a flick of the cleat from the league that hexed me

yeah i'll see you in hell cuz it's hell that sent me

as i walk out the door singing "next team, next team"

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Yeah so, reincarnation is real, but when they started this whole operation they only made like a billion souls for all the living creatures on earth. yeah it's not a super big deal because souls are trans-temporal so they can just reincarnate backwards or forwards depending on what's needed but it does mean at any given moment in time there are 120 beetles, 98 dandelions, 43 tetra fish, 12 tree frogs, 6 spiders, 3 poison ivy plants, 2 mice, 2 house cats, an elephant shrew, a crayfish, a crow, a raccoon, a poodle, a turkey vulture, a goat, a donkeys, a binturong, 2 fig trees, a jackal, a dolphin, an alligator, a hyena, a bison, a giraffe, a turkey vulture and 8 humans who are all just overlapping incarnations of you. sorry.

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slenderman?

THE SLENDER MAN (aka SLENDERMAN) from REAL LIFE got an abortion!

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idk. star wars isn't that unique among franchises but something about kotor separates it from the rest

cant put it into words rn tho

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stop FEMINISING me i already told you im CELESTIAL (flares my wings and pouts)

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Most people are 26 years old

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