He him / 99' / Gemini / European / Professional Writer This used to be a Darkest Dungeon blog, before I realised I made it on main. Now I thrive in regular shitpost and whatever obsession I have currently.
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*pulls away from the kiss and looks away bashfully* i-i'm sorry but.. i don't like it when your giant blood spider watches us make out
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Hiii I think you're cute can I shrink you down and trap you in my crystals
*remembers this post* hmm… yeah okay ^_^
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I’ve decided that all bats fall somewhere on this horrid little graph I’ve devised. Here are some prime examples of the various Creature Varieties found in nature.
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The parking lot near my house has been flooded so long that Google Maps now considers it a natural landmark.
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i’ve been thinking about this video nonstop since the first time i saw it
the jaunty walk perfectly in time with the music. the tip of the hat the unaware or uncaring bystanders. the shaky camera with random zooming. the fact that this is seemingly happening in a park. this is peak media i can’t get over it
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national Park service didn’t remove the T. It was done to them by DOGE. More info on their FB page, they’re were very upset about it too!
maybe i'm stupid but why don't they change it back? like why are they sitting around as if they can't go back in and change their own website. sorry but if this is the "non-compliance" that's happening where, sure, they don't take initiative to comply with executive orders, but they just sit back and let someone else do it anyway and go "oh well, that's that", should we really be patting them on the back lol
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i just came from twitter LOOOOL! 😜👏 let’s go, tumblyp
h… hm… did anyone else feel that
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