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made this with tears still drying on my face

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the wildest derek dieworkwear series of events so far and that’s saying something

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are you a Byron or Wilde apologist?

concerned citizens from 1895 are messaging me

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sorry that my pussy is so wet and soft and inviting and my heart is pure and full of whimsy. as if it’s my fault.

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horrid little cat saved me from my devil's nap by putting her paw directly into my mouth

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I'm currently testing the limits of my antidepressants by rewatching Breaking Bad

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We could have lived in this world... damn you Rutherford

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the new US dollar, will feature a image of a dark spirit, which will be called a 'wraith dollar' and worth 2x as much

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This really makes the Studios costing themselves even more money (and getting more unions involved) by prolonging the strike for the promise of free ai labor even more fucking funny. you dumb fucking bastards lol

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ok but what if i

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soy sauce flash drive

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Those "Is a gyro a sandwitch? Well what about a tortellini?" conversations always get annoying because people don't know how to keep them going. Casual taxonomical pedantry is fun and righteous, but only if people know how to play. "Is an onion a sandwich? What about a glass of water?" Obviously not. Be serious.

Lemme tell you how to upgrade your game:

"What is the least-sandwich sandwich? What defines the outermost realm of sandwitchdom?"

"What analytical razors can we use to separate sandwiches from non-sandwiches?"

"What food is most like a sandwich while not being a sandwich?"

"What is the most sandwitch sandwitch?"

"What was the first sandwich? What does the ur-sandwitch tell us about the nature of sandwitchdom?"

"Can you process a sandwich until it is no longer a sandwich? At what point does it lose its sandwich-ness?"

"When does a non-sandwich become a sandwich? i.e. When do the ingredients become a sandwich?"

"What is the simplest possible sandwich?"

"What is the most complex possible sandwich? Is there an upper limit on sandwich complexity?"

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seeing a black and white cow is always so damn awesome it’s like Hey i know that guy.from my kindergarten abcs

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aurora sketches!! (hehe we have the same name)

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Tumblr's algorithm has decided that I occupy the intersection of a very specific Venn diagram.

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hey so for context i work in microbiology and i just got some plasmid sequencing back and i was looking at the plasmid map and i shit you not there is apparently a restriction enzyme site called “SexAI”. anyway it made me giggle and i immediately thought to myself hellsitegenetics would probably get a kick out of this so here you go lmao

WHERE IS THE SEX ENZYME

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First time Avoryx interacts with her hatchling directly :D