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Me: ahaha ima write a spicy TimKon one shot fic hehe

Me, two months later with 10k words written, not a single ‘spicy’ scene in sight:

I even wrote an r/relationship_advice post for it from Kon’s pov. He is very alien, and doesn’t understand human courting rituals. It’s also a Lords AU so he’s lowkey evil (in the eyes of humans at least.) He plays it off as being “cultural differences” which technically isn’t that far off.

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Bite Sized AU: Shipping Square

Hero’s, vigilantes and even some villains are treated like celebrities a surprising amount of time in the media, and even by the average citizens. So, as a tradition as old as celebrity’s themselves, people speculate about their relationships.

Cardinal and Super Nova is a popular couple to speculate about, rescued victims report having seen or heard the two bantering, and Super Nova even flirting with Cardinal from time to time. But then, when their relationship seems so real, Super Nova saves Tim Drake Wayne from a hostage situation, and the other hostages confirm the story of Tim Drake Wayne flirting with Super Nova! Not just that, but Super Nova became nervous and flustered, which is reportedly not how he would usually respond to civilians flirting with him. The two ships are at war. Then a third one pops up to join the battle, there is confirmed evidence of Cardinal stalking the son of Lex Luther, who by all accounts is innocent, and everyone knows that when a Bat stalks someone innocent for seemingly no reason, it means their probably interested in that person. A fourth one pops up to knock them all out of the park, Tim Drake Wayne and Lex Luther’s son, who many have learned to be Conner Kent Luther, were spotted and photographed hanging out together publicly, many TimCon shippers believe it to be a date. TimNova and CardiCon shippers all try to disprove this date theory, while CardiNova shippers eat popcorn watching the chaos.

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Bite Sized AU: Fake / Mechanical Wings AU

Bruce leaned into the whole cryptic bit, and now the whole family has wings. The wings are linked to their brain, so they can move them subconsciously like any other limp. Because of this, they can also accidentally portray emotions, such as fluffing up and out when they are trying to be intimidating / making themselves look bigger. (Sometimes they just shift around, like how some people move around their hands when speaking) Sometimes, if they end up flirting while they have them on, the wings will even move in some type of mating dance, which is so unique to the Bats and his brood (because bird mating dances and humanoid bird mating dances are very different), then on top of that, each of them have a different one, nobody but the Bats themselves can pin down what it means. The bat kids all poke fun at each other when they catch their siblings doing it unknowingly.

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Small Head Cannon:

Kryptonians pur like cats when they feel safe and loved.

Tim first finds out after dating Kon for a few months. One night, they are cuddling after a particularly hard day, and at first Tim didn’t know what it was. A deep, low and soft rumbling sound, then he felt it, light vibrations from Kon’s chest buzzing against his back. Tim flipped over to face Kon, a small smile on his face, and the purring stopped. Kon gave him a tired confession look. “Are you purring?” Tim’s voice was low as he brought his hands up to cup Kon’s face as he blushed red. “..no.”

Tim hummed, dragging a sleepy Kon in for a short kiss on his forehead, laughing softly. Gently, Tim wrapped his arms around Kon’s chest, one of his hands trailing up his back to play with his hair. “I think it’s cute.” His voice was muffled as he tucked Kon’s head under his chin, his mouth blocked by Kon’s unruly curls. Unseen to Tim, a look of relief took over Kon’s face as he hugged Tim back, burying his face in his chest, a small noise of embarrassment escaping his throat. Tim laughed at him, but Kon didn’t care, loving the way Tim’s chest moved with the sound. Soon, the purring started up again, a little more intense than before.

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look at me learning how to make the text look all cool and tiny and slanted and bold, and crossed out also

having different fonts

I’m still figuring out color and stuff

this is cool for like extra info I think

and listing things

thought I probably never will

I might use the number thing at some point

I’m just testing stuff out

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Kon discovers Ao3 AU (implied TimKon)

There’s mentions of explicit content in this post (aka explicit fanfiction is referenced)

Added Context: Kon is known as SuperNova and Tim is known as Cardinal

Wendy the werewolf stalker is one of Kon‘s favorite all-time shows ever, so when he hears the news of it being cancelled right before the second season finale he’s not just sad, he’s absolutely devastated. He spends time on the internet, sure, but this is his first time going this deep into it. He finds posts on multiple social media platforms, all complaining about the cancellation. He’s scrolling through one of many Reddit threads when he reads a term he’s never heard of before.

“Welp, time to dive into fanfiction”

Fanfiction? Curious, Kon looks up the term, and multiple websites pop up. Fanfiction.net, ArchiveOfOurOwn.org, Wattpad.com, then Reddit trends asking what counted as a fanfiction, and which websites were best. After some research (could he call it research?) he came to the conclusion that ArchiveOfOurOwn.org, or also known as Ao3, was the best overall, apparently having a great ‘tagging system’ which Kon learned was important when looking for story’s? fics? With only a bit of hesitation, he typed in “Wendy the werewolf stalker fanfiction” into the search bar, clicking the first Ao3 link that popped up. He was surprised to find thousands of stories, there were a handful of them that were posted or updated recently too. He started reading through them, very soon after discovering the world of shipping culture.

He looks for recommendation fics on Reddit, clicking a link that lead him to a private fanfiction, that he apparently had to make an account to read. Not really thinking about it, he put his username as SuperNova, a bit disappointed when he saw it was already taken. He ended up with Super_NovaFR. Waiting two weeks for his account to be processed felt longer than it should have. Finally, he got the email that his account was made, and he logged in, he was overjoyed to find that, apparently, he had been missing out on so much more fanfiction. There were at least a thousand that were previously hidden.

A few weeks later, he got curious. He had always been told to never look himself up online, that while the media praised hero’s, it also torn them down. But the people on Ao3 seemed so nice, and he loved interacting with people in the comments. He was open about the fact that he is, in fact, the real SuperNova, but a lot of users joked about him being something called a role-play account. Eventually, someone asked him about his favorite SuperNova fic, and when he asked “there’s SuperNova fanfiction?” he got multiple replies.

“How do you have SuperNova in your username without reading any SuperNova fanfiction?”

So here he was, about to look up his hero name in the Ao3 search engine. He ended up getting about 16k results, which was surprising. He sorted by most hits, wanting to see what was popular in his… fandom? Writing community? Immediately, he saw a lot of x reader type fics, and as he scrolled, the relationship tags caught his eye. There were hundreds, if not thousands of fanfics about him being with his teammates. One specific teammate that stood out against the rest was Cardinal, older fics having written them as SuperBoy and Red Robin, and some even older ones that called them SuperBoy and Robin. Although most of them were up to date with their hero names.

Kon clicked on the SuperNova/Cardinal tag, sorting again by most hits. It looked like the whole star crossed lovers theme was popular, considering Kon was from Metropolis and Cardinal was from Gotham (as for as Kon knew), the publicly known ‘no metas in Gotham rule’ being a large driving force. Before Kon could catch himself- maybe he didn’t want to- he had already read through some of the more popular fics. Secret identities, or the tags “secret identity reveal” and “identity porn” being a recurring plot point. Not to mention the sheer about of pure smut (another word he had learned in the past few weeks).

He was almost afraid to read it, sure he had read explicit Wendy the werewolf stalker fics, but this was way different. He kept seeing this one fic pop up in a lot of recommendation lists, and in a lot of collections as well. Eventually, he caved and read it, and dear Rao. He had to take a cold shower or two, the plot and writing was wonderful, absolutely beautifully written, but the more explicit scenes? Every time he read one, he couldn’t stop his brain from immediately imagining himself in that exact scenario with Cardinal, even the cute fluffy scenes were worming its way into his imagination!

He knew he had to stop, but this one writer was just so good, and scarily accurate, he couldn’t. The scenes were so detailed and thorough, like the author had thought about it a lot. Kon ended up reading their other fanfics, and while some of them were fluffy, a lot of them were just as, if not more explicit than the first one. He commented on a few of the authors, PhotographyNerdRR’s works, praising them for their fantastic writing. He was tempted to ask how they got the details so accurate, but he thought back to Cardinal giving a safety speech on the internet, and to never confirm theories. Oh Rao, Cardinal, at this point, Kon might never be able to look at him the same way again.

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Bite Sized AU: Caught in 4K (TimKon)

Tim goes on a field trip with his class to Metropolis for some museum grain opening. It’s a combo museum between Gotham and Metropolis, so the main high school in Metropolis is also invited. Kon and Tim meet up at some point, they rarely get to see each other at civilian events like this. Even though they know each others secret identities, Kon can’t help but flush when looking at Tim out of costume, like- he’s just there, beautiful blue eyes out and all.

Because this is the last trip before graduation for both schools, the students decided to put together a type of after party. Long story short, Tim and Kon get caught making out in the background of someone’s TikTok. It goes viral, the Wayne’s are basically the Kardashians here, they have their own TV show in production and everything! (Weekends with the Wayne’s, Making it Wayne, etc)

Everyone immediately knows who Timothy Drake Wayne is, but it takes some digging to figure out that the guy he’s making out with is the son of Lex Luther, who was apparently caught up in a nasty custody battle between Luther and his moms side of the family. Conner Luther Kent. It wasn’t shocking to find out Tim Drake Wayne was with a dude, he was very much openly bisexual, but it was surprising to find out that guy was the son of Lex Luther, Bruce Wayne’s publicly known arch enemy in the business world.

They became the new “Romeo and Juliet” practically overnight.

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Bite Sized AU: Vampires

In most vampire AUs, the bats are the vampires, but I raise you this, kryptonian vampire mix. Clark, being his normal kryptonian self, and Lex instead being a vampire. When Kon came out the tube, he was more dangerous than even Lex could anticipate. A vampire that gained power from the sun instead of suffering under it. All the powers of a kryptonian with the instincts of a vampire, Lexs perfect creation. His invulnerability rids him of most if not all of his vampire weaknesses, and the kryptonite doesn’t have as much as an effect on him because vampire logic that I haven’t fully thought through.

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Bite sized AU: Ghost Kon AU

Kon dies, and comes back as a ghost. He lurks around Tim. He’s been watching over Tim, and while he felt guilty for finding out his secret identity like this, it’s not like he could face any consequences! He’s dead. Until Duke joins the family, then he’s immediately found out.

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Human Bodyguard Kon and Performer Tim (TimKon)

Tim Drake is known worldwide under his stage name Cardinal.

Something goes wrong and a security guard (Conner) ends up just absolutely man handling Tim.

Maybe a crazed fan jumps on stage (probably with a weapon) and Kon goes to grab Tim, picks him up with one arm, and gets him out of there. Tim’s mic is still on so everyone hears him when he says “holy shit you’re a strong motherfucker” (Tim’s not family friendly, so him swearing isn’t a big deal) and and Kons remark of “that’s why I was hired, sir” picks up through Tim’s mic, even as they go off stage. His mic is then cut off, as the situation gets back under control. After 20 minutes, the crazy guy is dragged out, and the audience has been calmed down. Tim comes back out, Kon following right behind him. Tim’s manager wanted to cancel the show, but Tim said he’d be fine. He goes out on stage, his mic back on. Cracks a few jokes about how “welp that was scary” and giving a shout out to the security crew for their good work and quick thinking. He then introduces Kon.

“This is Conner, or Kon. He’s the security guard who got me to safty during the commotion. He has been appointed body guard for the rest of the show. So if anything happens again-“ Tim rushes behind Conner, to demonstrate his point. He practically disappears behind him, only visible after he pokes his head out from behind him. “I’m safe!” Tim smiles wildly. Kon crosses his arms, glancing down at Tim, who immediately walked back out and in front of Kon.

The show carried on, Tim ended up preforming a few love songs. During one of theses songs, someone from the audience threw something at him, (Tim has told his fans it’s ok if they want to put stuff on the stage for him, but to do it carefully, the fan was aiming for the stage, but almost hit him in the head) and without missing a beat, Kon grabbed him by the waist, and completely picked him up and out the way, only for the object to go wizzing past. The song Tim was singing says something along the lines of “he was big and strong”, (no, stop thinking about Rasputin, I wasn’t listening to that when writing this part, definitely not) and Kon grabbed him as he was singing this line.

Tim doesn’t stop singing, not wanting to stop the show again but does take to take in an extra breath as his legs dangle. Kon hands grip hard around his waist, and out of instinct from being suddenly grabbed, Tim puts his hands over Kon’s. It’s honestly distracting, he also almost forgets the lines to his own song that he himself wrote. Tim is willing his face to not burn red, because damn, this bodyguard is hot.

Kon hovers even closer after that, only ever going about two feet away from Tim. There’s a song were Tim sings about his type, specifically buff guys and gals. Conner so happens to be tall, large, and very muscular, which is the type he describes he likes in the male part of his bisexual song. He almost covers his face out of sheer embarrassment.

By the end of it all, due to how famous Cardinal (also known as Cardi) is, Conner the Bodyguard becomes an overnight sensation. Edits are being made, fanart is being pumped out, there’s a tag starting up on Ao3. The moment of Kon picking Tim up by his waist like he weighed nothing is definitely the main center of attention, thought there are definitely a lot of people screaming about the “one arm carry” from earlier in the night.

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Mer!Tim AU

Kon had caught wind of an illegal trade happening by Metropolis Bay, had heard rumors that the animal being traded was one that was both extremely rare to the point of being described as a mythical creature. He infiltrates the auction, being held in a surprisingly clean abandoned warehouse, watching as politicians and the elites of Metropolis, their neighboring city of Gotham, and many many other cities and states filled into the room.

The criminals went through the auction. It took at least three hours and Kon started growing a bit impatient, but he had learned over the years that he needed to wait until this ‘creature of legend’ was revealed, if he attacked too early, they might get away with the poor animal. Then, just as Kon was thinking it might have been a scam, a large rectangular object was rolled out on a table, the announcer boasting about how this was what everyone was waiting for.

A criminal pulled off the tarp, and the audience audibly gasped, and Kon wasn’t ashamed to admit he was one of them, because the creature of legend was in a large water tank, albeit not large enough as its long tail was squished against the glass, as the creature was a mermaid. Or technically a merman? A merperson? Bright red shimmering scales decorated him, trailing up from his tail, stopping around his lower stomach, only to form in patches on his neck and arms. Large webbed ears poked out from his mid length black hair, his eyes wide, pupils drawn into slits. The shiny scales glinted around his hands, leading to long and sharp clawed fingers, looking about ready to tear through something, or someone. His razor like teeth were beared immediately, his back pressing against the back of his, comparatively, small tank, trying to get as far away from the audience as possible. He had a long, thin back fin trailing from his shoulder blades to his lower back, which looked uncomfortable pressed against the glass.

The mers heart beat was rapid, his hands shook, his expression nervous, he was terrified. Kon snapped back into reality as the bids started, this wasn’t some animal, that was a fully realized person, and so Kon said screw it. He could track down the other auction items later, this mer took immediate priority. He swooped down, shattering the tank as he grabbed the mer, ignoring the screams from the crowd, and immediately started booking it for the ocean. Kon had no idea how long this merman would survive out of water, and he didn’t feel like testing it.

The moment the merman had realized what happened, he started clawing violently at Kon, attempting to escape his hold. If Kon wasn’t invulnerable, the merman probably would have done some serious damage, as evidenced by his very much not invulnerable hero suit. Kon internally mourned his favorite leather jacket for hero work as the merman tore it to shreds almost instantly (although maybe he could still rock it? torn up clothes wasn’t that unpopular). Kon could feel the tips of his claws on his skin, it wasn’t painful, but if Kon could feel them in the first place that ment they were very sharp.

“Hey, calm down, I-“ The merman screeched at him, and after tearing up most of the suit on Kons torso, apparently realized that claws weren’t working, and before Kon could try again to calm him down, the merman tried to bite him, going for his neck. Kon was fast, grabbing the merman’s head with his TTK, holding him still as he struggled. “That won’t work, you’ll just break your teeth.” Kon stated matter of factly. Cadmus had programmed his brain with basically every known language on the planet, and even a few alien languages, but Kon couldn’t even begin to understand what the merman was saying. Was the merman even trying to talk? Or was he just screaming at him? Honestly screaming seemed like a valid response to his situation.

Kon wrapped the merman completely in his TTK, fully restraining him, making him go still in his arms. Kon really didn’t want to, it would only freak out the merman more, but with all his clawing and squirming made Kon afraid he would drop him. “I’m Superboy.” Kon felt a pang of guilt, the merman was shaking, weather it was from terror or the cold air, he didn’t know.

His TTK should be protecting the merman from the wind at least, why didn’t he grab some of the water too when saving the merman? He really should have thought this through more. At least the merman seemed to be fine, no signs of suffocation. “Do you know what ocean you’re from?” Kon spoke slowly, feeling a bit stupid because that wasn’t how understanding a different language worked, but he couldn’t think of anything else. He didn’t want to just throw the merman in some random water and call it a day, what if it was the wrong environment and the merman died? What if the merman had a family? If Kon puts him to far away, he would never be able to find them.

Kon almost panicked when he felt the merman stop breathing in his arms, he swears to Rao he was breathing just fine a few moments ago. The merman was staring below them as the clouds cleared, down at the bright lights of the city. While he was still tense, Kon could feel the merman relax, no longer straining against Kon’s TTK binds. Carefully, Kon removed them, and the moment the merman’s arms were freed he started clawing at Kon again, although this time it wasn’t aggressive. Instead, the merman scrambled to get his arms around Kon’s neck to hold onto him. He looked memorized by the city, and Kon stopped flying, instead hovering in the air. The merman looked at him, suspicion written all over his face.

“I’m not going to hurt you.”

Kon only got a line of rumbles and… chirping(?) in response. Well, whatever that noise is, it’s better than the loud screeching from earlier. He needs to find someone to translate for him, would it be rude to assume that Aqualad knew the language the merman was speaking? He’s an Atlantean, not remotely the same species as, well whatever the merman is. Kon was half alien and he didn’t know all alien languages. It couldn’t hurt to ask, right? Kon nodded to himself. “Alright, I’m going to take you to Titan Tower, ok? I have a friend who might be able to help.” The merman gave him a blank look in response, then muttered something Kon couldn’t understand. (Tim’s basically calling Kon a dumbass because it’s obvious they can’t understand each other. “He’s so cute yet so stupid.”)

Kon took off flying in the direction of the Tower, they had a large water room there, ment for underwater training runs. It could be adjusted to fit practically any underwater environment on the planet, so Kon knew the water could always be changed depending on what the merman needed. Kon wrapped the merman in his TTK, this time less like restraints and more like a thick blanket to protect him as he sped up. They flew in silence the whole way, the merman’s head was on a swivel the whole flight, seemingly wanting to see everything as they sliced through the air.

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Going to go ahead and make a list of my posts, because if I don’t do it now I’ll never do it

Kon El Rockstar AU (TimKon)

Post 1: The Meeting

Post 2: Dates

Mini Post: Villain AU of this AU

Post 3: Meet the parents?

Post 4: Identify Reveal

(to be continued)

Tim Swap AU (TimKon)

Post 1: The Swap

(more to be added, hopefully)

Cryptic Bats (BatFam)

Post 1: Tim (TimKon)

(to be continued)

Alternate Dimension (TimKon)

Post 1: The whole story idea tbh

(might add more)

Royal / Wings AU (TimKon)

Post 1: Kon’s POV

Post 2: Tim’s POV

(to be continued)

Teacher Jason AU

Post 1: Mr. Peter

(more to be added, hopefully)

Mer Tim AU (TimKon)

Post 1: The Rescue

(to be continued)

Performer Tim / Bodyguard Kon (TimKon)

Post 1: The Concert

Kon Discovers Ao3

Post 1: Down the Rabbit Hole

Small Head Cannons

Post 1: Pearl Necklace

Post 2: Food Differences (TimKon)

Post 3: Purring (TimKon)

Bite Sized AUs

Post 1: Ghost Kon El (implied TimKon)

Post 2: Vampire Kon

Post 3: Caught in 4K (TimKon)

Post 4: Fake Wings (Batfam)

Post 5: Shipping Square (TimKon)

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More of my Royal / Wings TimKon AU :]

Og post here (og post is more Kon’s POV of them meeting, this one is more Tim’s POV)

Tim sighed as he got ready, today was the day he was ment to leave to go meet his future husband. He heard Dick humming as he preened his feathers, gently fixing up his wings. Tim felt like he wasn’t ready to go, he was being sent to Krypton 2 weeks early to prepare for the wedding, and to see if he and his soon to be husband would even get along. Bruce didn’t like sending him without any guards, it made Tim nervous too, but if that’s what it took to show the humans they weren’t aggressive, so be it. Damian had volunteered to go with Tim, to protect him, but both Bruce and Tim had said no. Damian was still a nestling, even if he claimed otherwise, there was no way Tim would ever let him get into any unnecessary danger.

He would just have to make it two weeks, then he would see his family again at his wedding. He could do this. He looked over himself in the mirror, his royal garments made of soft fabric, his perfectly preened feathers, his talons trimmed and shiny. He looked every part of Prince. Making his way down to the foyer, he said his goodbyes to his family, and almost teared up as Alfred handed him his bag. It was beautifully made, the nicer materials used for it. It belonged to Cass, but she had insisted he take it with him.

He flew off, towards the edge of the forest. He stopped just before reaching the tree line, scanning for where the human prince would be. Once he found him, he could only find himself looking. Oh no. He’s hot. Or technically, oh yes? Score? Tim’s future husband is attractive, even without wings. After a moment to collect himself, Tim glides down to the forest floor, probably best to not fly out, and just walk to him. Should be less intimidating that way. Tim folded up his wings the best he could, not wanting to scare Prince Kon.

After taking a deep breath, Tim leaves the protection of the trees, of the forest, of his home. He approaches Prince Kon at a semi slow pace, watching his arms flex under his suit as he got down from his horse. Tim can definitely feel Kon staring at him, and Tim knew this would happen. Humans weren’t used to seeing creatures like Tim, so he was probably freaked out. Tim couldn’t blame him, he could imagine the disgust he must feel having to marry a creature from the Great Forest. While they didn’t particularly find humans all that weird, humans were often very afraid and put off by creatures of the Great Forest. Many of the residents having hunted humans who wondered into the territory in the past, most of them having evolved attractive human forms to lure in their prey. While they had stopped many years ago, long before Tim was even born, those evolutionary traits were still there.

Tim watched Prince Kon’s eyes pass over him, taking in every detail. Is he preparing himself for the possibility of Tim attacking him? Tim’s wings twitched unconsciously, trying to prepare to fly away in case of an attack on him. Did Tim accidentally give the prince the wrong impression? He hoped not, he himself looked over Prince Kon, unable to admit to himself it wasn’t just for possible battle preparation.

Prince Kon was tall, taller than Tim, he had soft curls that fell onto his forehead, gold jewelry that complemented his tan skin, his eyes a light blue, that reminded Tim of the open sky on a sunny day. He looked strong, probably some type of sword training. He didn’t have any visible weapons on him, which was both a relief but also could be a bad sign.

Tim finally stoped a few feet in front of Kon, his body tensing, although he didn’t let it show, his wings ready to take flight if needed. Then Prince Kon bowed and introduced himself before Tim could say anything. Tim kept his wings tight against his back as he bowed back the human way, and introduced himself. Normally, their bow would involve kneeling and spreading their wings fully to touch against the ground. It’s a position of vulnerability for Winged creatures, it was most difficult to take off when so close to the ground. Bruce had told him to not bow like that that, even when he had met the King, Prince Kon’s father, he didn’t bow like that. It’s a sign of not just goodwill, but of trust and these humans hadn’t earned that trust yet.

Prince Kon offered to help him get onto the back of his horse, which Tim was thankful for, having never ridden one before. He never needed to, flying was much faster and more enjoyable. The saddle was large, but not made for two people, so Tim tried not to flush as he sat with his chest against Prince Kon’s back. He held his arms around Prince Kon’s torso, and, god he could feel his muscles. Tim knew his face was definitely red, grateful that Prince Kon couldn’t see him, having to look ahead. He could feel his pulse under his fingertips, his heart beating fast. He was probably nervous, to have Tim’s talons so close to him, Tim could easily tear through his suit and flesh. Tim’s heart was racing too, holding onto Prince Kon tighter as the horse sped up to a galloping pace. He wondered if Prince Kon could feel Tim’s pulse against his back. He hoped not.

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Kon couldn’t stop thinking about the pretty boy holding onto him for the whole ride back. It was quite long, so Kon slowed to check on Prince Timothy a few times, who confirmed he was fine each time. Kon loved his voice, it was so lovely to listen to. Kon was able to tell that Prince Timothy was being careful of his talons, fully aware that he could accidentally hurt him. Kon wondered what those talons would feel like running gently across his skin. He wondered if his feathers were as soft as they looked, he wanted to pet his wings. Kon hoped that eventually, Prince Timothy might actually let him.

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Teacher Jason AU (specifically English)

It’s half way through the school year, and Tim’s English teacher goes on leave (due to having a baby or maybe they get murdered or something idk it’s Gotham, for all we know they were eaten by Killer Croc). For the rest of the year, they get a permanent sub. The sub is Jason. Before the great reveal, Jason is still Red Hood. Tim doesn’t know Jason is Red Hood. Jason is there to torment Tim daily, in his high school English class, and Tim can’t say anything because what beef does Tim Drake have with Mr. Peters?

Tim is 99.8% sure that his new teacher, Todd Peters, is Jason Peter Todd, which should be impossible because Jason Peter Todd is dead. He literally blew up in a warehouse, had a funeral and was buried. He’s stalked his records, they look legitimate, or at least faked very well, and have even taken to stalking the man back to his home. He just lives in an apartment building, legally, it’s not suspicious at all. Which makes it even more suspicious.

Tim swears on his LIFE that this man is Jason, but he has absolutely zero evidence and it is driving him mad. What makes it worse are the physical differences, most of all his eyes. Jason had blue eyes, and Mr. Peters has green. Tim is sure he’s wearing colored contacts.

The worst part? He has to hear his fellow classmates talk about how ‘hot’ or ‘attractive’ the new English teacher is, the moment he stops thinking about it, someone has to bring it up again. He wants to slam his head against the desk, multiple times. His school friends are very concerned about him, regularly asking if he’s ok. He can’t explain to civilians that their new English teacher is actually dead, and definitely out to chop off his head. That would make him sound crazy. He can’t tell Bruce, because what if he’s wrong and ruins everything even more?

Jason is absolutely loving this, he gets to borderline torment and torture his replacement every single day, without even breaking a single bone of his. Of course the pit screams for his blood, but Jason has fully decided that making Tim stay behind after almost every other class to talk about the “concerning word choices of his essay” or “his grade” whatever else bs he can come up with is way better. He knows Tim knows, theses absolutely no way the stalker kid wouldn’t know, but Tim is also a detective, who needs proof. Jason has giving him 0 proof, he’s been very sneaky.

Jason likes to thing he’s a good teacher, (he actually really is) and he actually finds a passion for teaching. So he stays with the school, and moves his class up a grade because the original teacher is coming back tha next school year. (Ok maybe they didn’t get eaten by killer croc, who knows). On that first day of school, as a 12th grade English teacher, starting his first actual year teaching, is made all the better when a little bird walks into his classroom. Tim really thought it was over, nah, round 2 replacement.

Now that Jason is actually Tim’s teacher, he starts having to go to parent teacher conference meetings, which he fully believes will be the end of him because Bruce would definitely show up to that, right? Bruce always showed up to his parent teacher conference meetings, so he was very surprised when nobody showed up at all, just an email saying that “unfortunately, the drakes are busy and are unable to make the meeting, and to please send them the information they need to this email address” bla bla bla bs. Jason hacks the account, and immediately learns that Tim is the one sending the emails. Over the course of the school year, at some point mid year there’s the whole “I’m not actually dead” reveal, Jason and Tim grow closer as brothers. Even after the reveal Jason stays teaching at the high school, and then Damian enters the family, Jason picks up a second job, teaching at the late elementary school level. Somehow, he follows Damian through his schooling, being his English teacher every year until he graduates high school, eventually moving onto teaching Collage level English, just to make sure his little brother can’t ever escape him. (He did this to Tim too, dw)

He has won many teacher awards over the years, left impressions on hundreds of students, and has been invited to more than a few celebrations such as weddings. He goes to them of course, he cares about all his students. Not only has he been preventing crime activity on the streets, but he has also been able to prevent crime before it even happens by helping the kids before they even get to the point of committing crimes. Sometimes though, he’s see some of his students in gangs, dealings, robberies, etc, and he always notes them down. The next time he sees them in class, he helps them to the best of his abilities.

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Arranged marriage AU, Royalty AU, Wing AU

(Human) Kon, (Winged Creature) Tim

Prince Kon is the first prince of Krypton, a kingdom that borders the Great Magic Forest, ruled by the Bat King. The non-aggression agreement between them becomes more strained each day, and has been for a while. If things don’t change soon, there is the possibility of war. After much discussion and debate, an agreement is finally settled upon, a marriage that would officially bind the Kingdom and Great Forest, bringing their unstable relationship to one of allies. Kon, being of age, and the eldest, is the obvious candidate for Krypton, the Great Forest had many children of the Bat. Due to being the closest to Prince Kon El in age, Prince Timothy was chosen as their candidate.

Kon honestly doesn’t know what to do. He could technically refuse the marriage, which would either end in bloodshed, or worse, his little brother Jon having to get married instead. The Bats did have a prince around Jon’s age, but Kon couldn’t make his little brother do that.

Kon, in his fancy prince suit, goes to the edge of the forest. He is to wait there, alone (as a show of trust), for Prince Timothy to arrive. Kon is to escort him to the palace, by himself. Not only is this a show of good faith from both sides, it’s also a test to see how well Kon El and Timothy Wayne get along. Kon starts to fidget with his horses reins, feeling eyes on him from the Forest. Soon after, a young man emerges, and Kon hurries down from his horse to greet him. Kon had heard rumors that a lot of creatures in the Forest were beautiful, but him? He was something Kon couldn’t describe in just words. He almost looked how Kon would think an angel would look, wearing carefully crafted and tailored garments that hung loosely around his frame, a satchel bag tightened around his torso, wind swept black hair that framed his face, piercing blue eyes the color of deep lakes, and his wings. They were memorizing, Kon couldn’t help it and found himself staring. As he walked, his wings shifted, the light of the sun shining off the feathers, making them shimmer.

Kon’s breath hitched in his throat, his heart pounding. As his future husband got closer, he could make out sharp talons on the tips of his fingers, the feathers that traveled down the sides of his neck, and shorter feathers that peaked out from his hair. Kon snapped himself out of his daze, Prince Timothy now standing a few feet away from him. Kon bowed to him, formally introducing himself. When he opened his eyes to see, Prince Timothy, who introduced himself back, then he smiled? Kon would do anything to keep him smiling.

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I was thinking about my Rock Star Kon AU while writing this, but it ended up not specifically relating to that, so this could be read as a part of that AU or as completely stand alone. :] (this one def reads more like a short fic than anything tbh, apologies for bad writing ahead)

How Kon finds out Tim’s secret identity:

He goes to Tim’s apartment planing on surprising him, to officially ask him to be his boyfriend, and to apologize. They had a bit of an argument about what they were to each other. (It was all just a misunderstanding). Kon invites himself in, walking over to where he knows Tim’s room is, only to see clothes on the floor. Kon’s heart almost stops, he feels like he zeroed in on the clothes, his other senses leaving him. He follows the trail, anger rising when his suspicions become confirmed, that the trail led to Tim’s bedroom. He heard the shower running as he opened the cracked door to see into the room, a figure was laying in the bed. The only light in the room was streaming in from the attached bathroom. Kon knew he shouldn’t be, but he was mad, he had just started opening up to Tim, then he goes and sleeps with someone? The color scheme of the unusually thick looking clothes, and now that he thought about the various pieces of armor, the multitude of weapons carelessly abandoned, a mask set on the nightstand. A vigilante? Tim went and slept with a vigilante?

A tuff of black hair poked out from under the blankets. “Tim?” Kon’s voice was flat, an attempt to hide the hurt he was feeling. Tim shot up from the bed, the blanket falling down his chest. He was shirtless, Kon studied him but didn’t see any marks. “So which one, huh?” Kon didn’t have the looks of the vigilantes of Gotham memorize for Rao sake. “Nightwing? Batman?” His anger grew, he felt so, so betrayed. It’s his own fault, he got to attached. Lex warned him about this, that he wouldn’t find real love, but Kon had been too stubborn to see it.

“What?” The genuine confusion on Tim’s face, in his voice, only fueled Kon. “Where is he?” Kon started going for the bathroom door. “Is he in here?” He was- he didn’t even know what he was going to do with this guy, for sleeping with Tim, Tim was his. But he wasn’t, you never made it official. He pushed down that little voice, he didn’t want to hear logic right now. “Kon, what are you talking about-“ His voice was groggy, as if he just woke up. The question made him turn around to look at him. Against his need to beat up this Gotham vigilante, he flew over to the, now what is clearly, a vigilante suit. He grabbed it, and threw the shirt piece at Tim, who caught it. A look of understanding took over Tim’s face. “Kon, I swear, I wanted to tell you, I always meant to tell you eventually that”

“Tell me? Eventually?” Kon’s brain almost shorted out, was Tim dating this guy all along? Was Kon the second dude? Is this what being a side chick feels like? Really, what did he expect, Tim is good looking, rich, smart, funny and all around amazing, of course he’s out of Kon’s league. Vigilantes are cool, mysterious, strong, and save the day, is that what Tim liked? “Yes, if things kept going the way they were, I would have to tell you that-“

“I can’t believe you’re sleeping with a vigilante. Have you just- just been-“ Tim’s laughter cut him off, and Kon’s confusion overtook his anger for a moment. “Why are you laughing at me? Do you find this funny?!” Kon stormed over to the bathroom door, slamming it open. “Kon wait- I!” Tim choked on air as he called for Kon. Kon didn’t stop this time, pulling back the curtain to the shower finding, nothing? Kon immediately focused on his hearing, but was only able to pin point two heart beats in the whole apartment. “Where did he go, Tim!” He started looking around the room, not finding anyone, did this dude run out bare naked? How did he get out? Was Kon that distracted?

“Kon, Kon please there, there is nobody to find.” Tim’s laughter started dying down, little by little. “I swear, there never was anyone else here.” Kon narrowed his eyes at Tim, not buying it. “So? You just have a random vigilante suit laying around on your floor?” Tim looked him in the eyes, mixed emotions in them, amusement, nervousness, fear. “I am the vigilante.”

Kon’s brain skidded to a stop. What? The words echoed in his mind, turning them over, trying to find out how he could have misheard Tim. ‘Tell you eventually’ that what? Tim was a vigilante? Oh Rao, Tim is a vigilante. Kon approached Tims bed, hesitated only for a moment, then grabbed Tim by his shoulders. They were so close, Kon could see the pupils of Tims eyes, even in the dark. “So you’re not sleeping with someone then?” Relief filled Kon as Tim shook his head no. “No, Kon, I’m not sleeping with anyone, vigilante or otherwise.”

After Tim finally takes his shower, glad to get all of the grime from patrolling off of him, he and Kon have a serious conversation about what they mean to each other. By the next hour, they are officially dating, and Tim dreads having to tell Batman that Kon found out his identity. He dreads even more having to tell his family he actually has a boyfriend now, and prays to a god he doesn’t even believe in that they don’t get out the kryptonite.

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Small headcannon:

Tim growing up completely isolated, solely survived off of instant food and easy meals. Because of this, he has a very picky pallet and can’t handle many spices. Kon, on the other hand, has absolutely no concept of food rules because he was made in a tube, and wants to explore every food he can, in many ways as he can.

So they go on a date, and Kon orders 3 different meals with the intention to mix all of them together in a big salad bowl like that one kid at lunch, and Tim orders chicken tenders off the kids menu because he never gained the ability to eat any other sauces than ketchup.