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Jason: my hips don’t lie

His hips: You’re gay

Jason: what the fuck

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Jason: Please, Nicky… After everything we went through together. You can’t do this.

Nick: it has to be done Jason.

Jason: please im begging you

Nick: You cant stop me.

Jason:

Salim:

Zain:

Nick, putting down a draw four: Uno.

Jason: -breaks down in tears-

Salim: someone tell me what the hell is happening

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JASON/SALIM HEADCANONS :

//PARTY EDITION// (Btw sorry for my bad english)

- Jason doesn't necessarily know how to dance BUT he's got quite a hip and can dance at the pelvis/ventral level. (For me it's a must, have you seen the way he stands or walks in the game???)

- Salim grimaces when he eats or drinks something too acidic

- Since Jason can't hold his liquor well, Salim has to watch him (which is not always easy)

- Jason is the type to fall down and not get up for ten minutes before telling Salim: "I'm not dead".

- People are friendly towards Salim because he looks kind so it's easy to talk to him

- Sometimes Salim has to carry Jason on his back on the way home because he doesn't walk straight anymore

- When Jason is very tired after a good party, even if he is sober he looks drunk because he says anything + it's in these moments that he is most honest about his feelings

- At the end of a party, Salim might cry because he can't find a sock

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Jason: You're the dumb one in this relationship.

Salim: ...

Jason: You're dating me. Which is the dumbest thing anyone could do.

Salim: You know what. You're right.

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Jason: *holding a box* What would you say if one day I came home with six puppies ?

Salim: What's in the box ?

Jason: ...

Salim: What's in. The. Box. Jason.

Jason: I think you know...

(I love this tiktok audio, it fits them I think)

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Yes, I’m gracing this beautiful angstfest of a fandom with another one of my mediocre contributions.

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Jason dangling from the roof: I deserve this. This is all because I forgot to feed my turtle Sheldon back in kindergarten. He went to Heaven and now my life is bad.

Jason, looking up: you happy now sheldon?! we’re even now!

Nick, from below: Jason?!

Jason: SHELDON??

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Jason: FOUR MONTHS

Nick: cmon jason it was funny

Salim: what is he talking about?

Jason: FOUR MONTHS YOU HAD ME WATERING THAT FAKE PLANT

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Jason: i’m not an early bird or a night owl

Jason: I’m some kind of perpetually exhausted pigeon

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Jason: Wait... did you just flirt with me?

Salim: I have been for the past year, but thanks for noticing.

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I made this tiktok some time ago so I put it here...here it is...I'm going back now 🙈

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Salim: You're cute when you're worried about me.

Jason: Then I must be cute all the goddamn time.

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chap 2 of extra credit

lil thanksgiving gift for yall, new chap is out mwahaha 

https://archiveofourown.org/works/35181910/chapters/88071490

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Let me tell you.

I like the tension between them.

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It's amazing how much I can imagine Nick talking to Jason about the latest Call of Duty, The Last Of Us or Resident Evil when...

I'm sure Jason would rather play Animal Crossing

You can't change my mind.