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Professional Panicker Who Wishes She Was A Bird
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Guys I鈥檓 going to make a hot take
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Guys I鈥檓 going to make a hot take
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Guys I鈥檓 going to make a hot take
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Spring Light. Made by Stephanie Wilds.
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Remember this viral post? Wanda and Jamal and her husband Lonnie are the most wholesome people, this story brought tears to my eyes originally and I am crying once more learning from Jamal's social media that Lonnie has sadly passed away.
Rest in Peace, Lonnie :(
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One of the most important things you can teach your kids is when and how to say no to authority figures.
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Me, fighting a yoga mom in the organic food market circa 2023: take your hand off that peach or I鈥檒l vaccinate your children against polio
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Slutshaming women is not ok Slutshaming Alexander Hamilton is totally ok Tumblr logic
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gucci-vodka 5 days ago
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Do I want pain because I鈥檓 a masochist or because I鈥檓 depressed?
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gucci-vodka 8 days ago
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you ever just imprint upon a circus orphan???
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gucci-vodka 8 days ago
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woke up this morning, rolled over, and very confidently tried to blow out my alarm clock like a candle. absolutely no precedent for that.
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Volume up!
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I love that every year fire departments are like "hey. maybe DON'T fry your turkeys?"
and across the nation, patriots rise up and shout "FUCK YOU" bc surely it'll be fine for THEM
and then start massive grease fires in their backyards
it is my most favorite thanksgiving tradition
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(gif) (lyrics in order: another saturday by orca, i know the end by phoebe bridgers)
"I asked Patrick Stump this question, as well. Are you two forever intertwined because of that special chemistry you have as collaborators?"
"Yeah. I mean, I think so ... I do think we鈥檙e forever kind of connected, and we鈥檙e kind of kindred spirits as far as that goes. He鈥檚 always the person I can still call, and he just gets it."
(https://www.tumblr.com/propertyofzack/6824435705/pete-wentz-discusses-relationship-with-patrick)
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