gucci-vodka
Professional Panicker Who Wishes She Was A Bird
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gucci-vodka · 23 hours ago
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gucci-vodka · 2 days ago
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I did not know they were stackable ?????????
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gucci-vodka · 9 days ago
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gucci-vodka · 9 days ago
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Goncharov coming third in tumblr's top 100 movies of 2023 is so damn funny. Imagine being a film studio exec who spent millions making some of the other 97 movies listed below it only to be beaten by a film that cost exactly zero dollars to make and doesn't exist
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gucci-vodka · 9 days ago
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There’s a serial killer in your town. Unfortunately for them you are a necromancer and you have fun driving that maniac insane.
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gucci-vodka · 10 days ago
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gucci-vodka · 10 days ago
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My physics teacher and I were partners in investigating an international drug smuggling operation.
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gucci-vodka · 10 days ago
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gucci-vodka · 21 days ago
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Kevin is the real villian in Home Alone
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gucci-vodka · 21 days ago
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Oh my god porn bots have moved to ao3
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gucci-vodka · 24 days ago
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“Sasha under the covers” 2003
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gucci-vodka · 1 month ago
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had a dream last night where I took a uquiz called “what do you serve?” and at first the questions were standard but as the quiz progressed they became more and more highly specific to me personally and the answers became more and more similar and I realised the quiz Knew me and was forcing me into being honest by giving me no other option so I tried to click out but it just went to the next question which was “are you the spider? or are you the web?” and it had an option for each but I didn’t click either so it then turned to a text box and I typed “I think I’m the fly” and the quiz paused for a while and then took me to a results page that said “you serve truth” and the description just read “what you know will kill you but you will die laughing” so like. good morning everyone I guess :/
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gucci-vodka · 1 month ago
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Are Santa’s elves immortal too or is it a never ending cycle of slavery
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gucci-vodka · 1 month ago
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gucci-vodka · 1 month ago
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Hi Hello Im watching Supernatural for the first time and lemme just say I THOUGHT DEANCAS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE SUBTEXT???? THEYVE KNOWN EACH OTHER FOR LIKE A COUPLE EPISODES AND THEIR EYECONTACT IS INSANE????
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gucci-vodka · 1 month ago
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behold, my idiots
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