Rea, 26, freelance illustrator and translator, life is an abandoned pizza at a subway station and I am the lucky NYC rat
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its me boy im the seventh cool textile hobby you wanna pick up speaking to you inside your brain listen to me boy you DO have time for me you wanna do me so bad
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there used to be atraight up a proboscis monkey blogging on here
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I hate when girls who really wanna fuck men do their makeup so they look like overwatch cause men dont even wanna fuck women no more they only wanna fuck overwatch
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life tip: sometimes there's a bird outside & you can look at it
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wife found out how much i spend on wandering mystics
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theyre inventing a new kind of baby thats even better than all the other types because - and get this - it receives valuable nutrients from secondhand smoke
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okay so what you need to know is that baby birds are born without feathers. yeah. yes they "spawn" from the egg. yeah it's like jumping off the battle bus with no pickaxe. the momma bird is the pickaxe
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This is how it feels to read a classic that everyone in the world has already read and loves
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this is what stardew valley looks like to me
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"which could mean nothing" and other essential phrases for the modern speculator
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