guardiansandycat

[guardiansandycat]

[guardiansandycat]

greeble neeble gomble womp?? e mfucking worgle smeet huga dorble!!!!

[guardiansandycat]

wanted to pixel a cherry pie :J YEEHAW

[guardiansandycat]

No one ever tell me anything bad about the person who runs this account.

[guardiansandycat]

He sits on my lap while I spin, he does the little jiggle

[guardiansandycat]

WAIT I HAVE AN AWESOME HOUSE DESIGN

[guardiansandycat]

[guardiansandycat]

(me, my parents, my sister, and the baby are sitting at the kitchen table eating lunch)

baby, pointing at the light fixture over the table and signing "on": o.*

my sister: we actually can't turn that light on right now, because the lightbulb inside is burnt out! it needs a new one.

baby: ighbu.

sister: yes, lightbulb! granddaddy said after we eat he's going to climb up there on a ladder and change it, and then the light will come on!

baby: gadada! adda, uuu! ighbu o!

sister: exactly!

baby, signing "on" and pointing at the light and then my dad, with increasing urgency: GADADA ADDA UUUU. O.

my sister: we're going to finish eating first though, ok?

baby: nonono. O. gadada adda uuu.

[a split second goes by]

baby, pointing to himself: ba. adda uuu. ighbu.

me: you're going to climb the ladder and change the lightbulb yourself?

baby: dzyeah. *pointing to the buckle where he is buckled into the high chair* ububu.

me: unbuckle you? so you can change the lightbulb?

baby, highly businesslike: dzyeah.

*pronounced like "on" without the n

[guardiansandycat]

[guardiansandycat]

Give a man a horse he’ll eat for a day teach a man to horse and make him drinks water

[guardiansandycat]

fog of war in the grocery store

[guardiansandycat]

"everybody hates me" factoid actually just a statistical error. The average person doesn't hate you, especially not your friends. You, a person who sits in your room experiencing self loathing every day, are an outlier adn should not have been counted.

[guardiansandycat]

Source: poeticalphotos

[guardiansandycat]

Poor little guy. So sad, so pitiful.

Forced to go run errands while it's raining and windy.

Poor little puffball who was nearly swept away by the wind.

He sits in the stores having flashbacks to the war he fought with the wind on the way here

[guardiansandycat]

plops this crumb

[guardiansandycat]

happy holidays all. I won’t be silent about what i saw today, December 8 at 10:06am on I-74 West.