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A girl worth waiting for.
How often do you have an amazing girl walk into your life? Not often. So when one does you shouldn't let her go, Treat her right or someone else will. I met a girl so amazing that when I wake up she is the first thing I think about and the last thing before i go to sleep. I've spoken to her every day for over a month and the more we speak the more I realise I dont want her to dissappear, I want her around all the time.
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"What does the chef recommend?"
"Sir, this is a mcdonalds"
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mom: you can’t lie in bed all day and do nothing you have chores to do
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me: close my door on your way out
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Why do you think women weren't allowed in government
my question is if men are unable to control themselves in the presence of women why the hell are they allowed to control entire nations
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if you are flirting with me please put [I AM FLIRTING WITH YOU] at the end of every sentence because i am dumb and i don’t understand when people are nice and when people are flirting thank u this has been a psa
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Want a pokemon egg?
OKAY LET’S DO THIS
Every person who regblog this will have a pokemon egg on their submissions and a few days later a pokemon will hatch from the egg.
The pokemon will be submitted based on their blog, it may be shiny or even a legendary
(Have your submissions open and only reblog, likes does not count)
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