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I think Ashtorte or Space Ishtar’s a convoluted attempt to try to say that Astarte and Ishtar are the same. Which is again kind of convoluted. On one hand you could be right but on the other hand they’re both their own Goddess and completely different.

I feel that Ashtorte would be better as an Alter Ego than an Avenger, because she’s a version of Ishtar from another realm.

For Ishtar’s Avenger verse, I want to introduce the Ishtar we see in Fate/Strange Fake. That Ishtar is colder and crueler than FGO. The reason being that Rin still has some influence over Ishtar when she’s in her body. Whereas Filia has no say. Filia is a homunculus under the Einzbern what makes her different from say Sieg, Illya or Irisviel, is that she has no soul/will of her own so Ishtar can use her body as she sees fit.

I just want to wait until the manga updates so we get more of her and her interactions with Haruhi.

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“Is that my truffle oil on your boobs?”

“Is there a problem?” She placed her hands on her hips. “I just wanted to get a sense of how it smelled, and felt.”

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  incubabe  While Ishtar is a...

I bedazzled you these jeans. At least try them on.

Ishtar just stares. “Mortals these days are strange.” She takes the jeans and just throws them in the offering pile. She accepts the offering.

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incubabe

  While Ishtar is a servant, however she is a...

What about using a Bedazzler

Ishatar vc: What you can’t get the real thing? I don’t care if you rob a bank. Just don’t harm any children.

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SENTENCE MEME ⟶ PLEASE LIKE ME / 2.08 –– 2.10 always feel free to tweak the sentence to fit your muse.

“I know you don’t really want to see me or talk to me right now and I’m still really annoyed about that.”

“That was a weird choice.”

“I didn’t realize it was a special macaroni and cheese.”

“You will rue the day you ate my truffle macaroni and cheese.”

“How long are you planning on locking him in there for?”

“Maybe you can use this time to think about what you’ve done.”

“I can’t jog. My outer shell is not snug to my skeletal system.”

“Independent flesh is the enemy of speed.”

“I get kinda sad every now and then.”

“I’m kinda sick of talking about it.”

“Do you not see me as a person because I’m in a psychiatric hospital?”

“I don’t think she’s relevant to this.”

“Her only cure for any illness is Vicks VapoRub.”

“I genuinely can’t afford to print the document to get me a job so I can afford to do things like print documents.”

“I have to say I do think it would be quite odd if I called you to swindle some caviar all of a sudden.”

“While you’ve been here playing Dungeons and Dragons, I’ve solved all your problems.”

“Can I make adorable sweets and sell the adorable sweets?”

“She’s not that bad at relationships.”

“I’m looking forward to telling you all my secrets.”

“I thought that was up for discussion.”

“Is that my truffle oil on your boobs?”

“I’m sorry that you’re sad about [name], but you seem to have moved on very quickly.”

“I get you’re hurt, but my toffees don’t taste like sad.”

“I’m going to sell so many of these.”

“Do you still want to go on our date tonight?”

“My parents don’t know I’m gay.”

“It means a lot to me that I have your permission.”

“I don’t know what’s going on most of the time.”

“Please don’t mention to my psychiatrist that i said she was nervous about you.”

“Pretend like you don’t know she exists.”

“I don’t really understand how they control hot air balloons.”

“You don’t have to tell me everything.”

“That’s one of the benefits about being divorced.”

“I don’t have to pretend to be interested.”

“We’re all very excited because [name] is going on a date.”

“You’re sitting here judging my life, criticizing my life, when according to this professional tertiary-educated psychiatrist, I’m a menace.”

“When I feel bad about where I am in life, I like to compare myself to people who are doing worse.”

“I don’t think I remember how to look after myself.”

“Don’t worry, I’m really good at romance.”

“I think you need to tak eme home.”

“I don’t think me coming helped at all.”

“I told them I was shopping with girls. Is that a bad alibi?”

“Still sad. Still feeling sad.”

“Sometimes I think I would be happiest if I could talk myself into enjoying sex with random people and just give up on girlfriends.”

“I think I’d be too considerate of their feelings.”

“I forgot to take my clothes out of the washing machine and now they smell weird.”

“Is your heart fluttering?”

“I’m really happy, sorry.”

“I’m not coming over to have sex with you.”

“We’re never having sex again.”

“I think I’d be pretty good at therapy.”

“I use up most of my energy worrying that I’m doing things wrong, and that everyone’s just thinking I’m a big idiot.”

“Nobody’s taking any notice of you, nobody cares about you.”

“It doesn’t matter what your dad thinks, because you’re an adult.”

“I guess I feel like I’m not good enough.”

“I just kind of think maybe I love you.”

“I would like to be boyfriends.”

“Do you need me to, like, call an ambulance?”

“Do you want me to –– I can like, give you some nice compliments?”

“You just need to shut the fuck up and leave me alone, please.”

“I’ll be over here when you’re ready.”

“I thought I was gonna sit in the field and watch the sun rise.”

“Things were out of control and I got pretty smashed.”

“I did not want to do that, just thought it was what I was supposed to do.”

“Why are you listening to sad music?”

“I’ve decided relationships aren’t for me.”

“If you never fall in love, then I’ll be your deepest relationship.”

“I would be your ‘one’. I can’t be your ‘one’.”

“He had a breakdown. Like, an actual breakdown.”

“What do you think 10-year-old you would think about you if he could see you now?”

“People always say you should listen to your inner child.”

“When she turned up, I hid in the dark.”

“I really meant it when I said I’m in no place to be boyfriends.”

“We’re not being boyfriends, we’re just two buddies having a nap.”

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While Ishtar is a servant, however she is a Goddess and is more finiky than the Kings are. As such if you want to summon her, and get her to either listen to her or to not try not to kill you then you have to give her an offering.

While she won’t turn down unique gems and such, however the one gem she wants and likes is lapis. She will also take offerings of oil, and wine. 

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Hello Fate RPC.

I made a sideblog for Saber Alter (FGO centric) so give me a follow! Follows back from chaldeamxster!

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Also it’s really funny that are some misguided and educated people out there who think that Ishtar wouldn’t like sex or isn’t associated with sex. According to some sources, starting with Herodotus, a Greek scholar, women had to have sex with a stranger at least once in the Temple of Ishtar.

Believe it or not but in the early days of Paganism, specifically Mesopotamian Paganism, temple prostitution was an actual thing. And a legal thing at that. If you look at the original Hebrew of Leviticus where it says Thou Shalt Not Lie with a man as with a woman as it is unclean. It’s not talking about homosexuality.

To backtrack Leviticus is a holiness code meant for Jewish Priests and how they can stay clean. Temple Prostitution with other religions was all the rage then, and the Priests had a problem with it. What’s interesting is that you have two hebrew words: Quodash and Qedesh. The former means holy, the latter means prostitute. They’re so close together that it’s easy to get them confused.

Ishtar has everything to do with. She has everything to do with sexuality. Those are her realms. And trying to say that she has nothing to do with either...well you’ll just meet here wrath.

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theabyssalmuses

  chaldeamxster  Most neo-pagans...

it’s funny, I got some anon hate about this once. according to said anon, Ishtar has nothing to do with sexuality or anything… some people have no idea what they’re talking about, for real fdsfsd

Probably read one too many Silver Ravenwolf books or something. A lot of academic sites do list her as a Goddess of Sex, Fertility and even War. And even love and is the embodiement of Venus.

She’s a member of the Annunaki and if you ever get her ire...ya better run. In one of her prayers it basically says that Gods cower in fear when she is near.

Even her father did so when she threatened to open the gates of the Underworld and flood the world of the dead if she didn’t get Gulganna to destroy Uruk cause Gilgamesh insulted her.

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chaldeamxster

  Most neo-pagans probably describe Ishtar as a...

Ishtar fucks

Damn right she fucks. She likes fucking. She likes seeing people fuck. One of her top worshippers were called sacred prostitutes for a reason.

And she’s the patron Goddess of prostitutes. She’s very sex positive.

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Most neo-pagans probably describe Ishtar as a virgin Goddess however as someone who has had numerous affairs that was spelled out by Gilgamesh during the Epic of Gilgamesh. She’s not a virgin by any means. Being the Goddess of Sex, she has knowledge how to please men and women and will go out of her way to ensure that their sexual encounters are pleasurable.

That and she likes when her subjects please her as well and will often times reward them.

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O Lady, glorious is thy greatness; over all the gods it is exalted.

                  O star of lamentation, who causes peaceable brothers to fight,

                    Yet who constantly gives friendship,              O mighty one, Lady of battle, who suppresses the mountains,                    O Gushea, the one covered with fighting and clothed with terror

-- From a Prayer of Lamentation to Ishtar

An independent rp blog for Ishtar from Fate Grand Order. Open to Crossovers/AU Friendy and OCs. Summoned by Bard.

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SENTENCE MEME ⟶ THE GOOD PLACE / 4.03 –– 4.04 always feel free to tweak the sentence to fit your muse.

“So, what’s on tap for today?”

“If there’s anyone that can turn that ash-hole into a good person, it’s [name].”

“The man used to collect action figures of famous philosophers.’

“What a dork. I love him so much.”

“It’s so great, but you know, it’s also quite said for you in a way that I always think about and am respectful of.”

“I guess once you have the burden of saving humanity removed from your brain, life is dandy.”

“You want to make a pearl, you gotta get some sand in your clam.”

“We need him to live in a world of low-grade dread.”

“I have a ton of experience making ex’s lives miserable.”

“First, we full his acoustic guitar with wet cat food.”

“Judge me all you want, but I get results.”

“I researched how humans cope with relationships ending, and number eight on the list was doing something dumb with your hair.”

“His pettiness was the result of feeling excluded.”

“We exfoliate the dead skin cells of envy, and we detoxify his soul.”

“Shut up and listen.”

“We need your help with something very important.”

“I have a shiny new butthole.”

“No more drawing boobs in the dirt.”

“If you think he needs help, maybe you should just tell him directly.”

“All I have to do is be myself, and he’s constantly freaking out.”

“You have that effect on people, bud.”

“What else can we do to mess up his life?”

“I know people don’t look to me for plans or ideas or anything, but maybe we should ease off.”

“He’s like Superman with nervous diarrhea.”

“This whole week has just been a wind-up to a sucker-punch.”

“We have to push him to the edge.”

“We have to knead his fragile psyche until he’s hyperventilating, losing his mind.”

“Sometimes adversity can lead to growth.”

“Whatever the moral dilemma is, maybe you’ll come out on the other side better for it.”

“I’m used to moral dilemmas, I like moral dilemmas. They’re my jam.”

“I am seriously worried that I did something wrong, and this is the universe getting back at me.”

“Maybe you need to be even more direct with him, like, punch him in the face.”

“You’ve just been very nice to him and I don’t like the way he’s treating you.”

“I’m going to help you become a good person.”

“I’m still angry he abandoned me, which makes me feel guilty, which makes me angry.”

“I still don’t have a grip on the human emotional spectrum.”

“You guys are often happy when you should be sad and angry when you should be happy.”

“Even if it’s not rational, you’re allowed to feel a little angry.”

“It just felt really good to be brainy and have a useness.”

“I’m a pretty decent artist, but I’m not so great under pressure.”

“It looks like broccoli with teeth.”

“Fork me, that was a disaster.”

“I’m so glad he stopped asking me to dinner so we could ‘discuss’ my career.”

“We’re working really hard and we need to relax occasionally or we’re gonna burn out.”

“Whoever you are, show yourself.”

“Whatever you need to say to me, you can say right here.”

“It would lead to a very uncomfortable social situation.”

“If it’s not too much trouble, could I get a hot glass of pig urine?”

“If you’re a devil, how come you’re not wearing Prada?”

“One day you’re flattening penises, and the next you just decide to deflect?”

“I don’t know if I believe that anymore.”

“He’s so mean. He yells at me all the time.”

“If I melt, I am gonna be like, so annoyed.”

“You sound so much like him, I want to punch you.”

“Let’s send him spiraling down the toilet bowl like the pinched turd he is.”

“We are not calling her unless we have no other choice.”

“I’m very upset about this development.”

“To be fair, slumber parties rule.”

“Demons can be good.”

“Predictably, this was unhelpful.”

“My good man, allow me to bury the hatchet.”

“Explain yourself, if yourself is even yourself.”

“He knew that I would crumble under the pressure.”

“That lie was only to cover my two earlier lies.”

“I have no reason not to believe you, except for the last three lies.”

“Can you make some sort of demon lie detector?”

“Why don’t we get him drunk so he starts blabbing?”

“You never would have known the difference.”

“I love a good sabotage.”

“I said that to him, and he dismissed it.”

“It’s like a very complicated bra.”

“Show us what we’re working with.”

“I’m a 6,000 foot tall fire squid.”

“I think I speak for everyone here when I say I really have to see this.”

“Do you really want to be friends with something like that?”

“So, does blowing up mean he was lying or telling the truth?”

“I’ve never killed anybody before.”

“Why don’t you take a break and we’ll get some food in you.”

“I’m hella good at puzzles.”

“He may have lied to us, but he didn’t deserve that.”

“I know this is a weird time, but if you ever want to talk, just know that I’m here for you.”

“Of all the human stuff I’ve been able to experience –– nachos, number one.”

“I feel like I made the world a little bit worse.”

“I won’t be okay until I make it better again.”

“Making yourself miserable to ease the suffering of others –– about the most [name] thing you can do.”

“I just don’t know if I can ever trust you.”

“Starting over sounds exhausting.”

“I wish I could be saying this under better circumstances, but take it sleazy.”

“I had you fartknockers fooled for weeks.”

“Sometimes the only thing a bully understands is a punch in the mouth.”

“I’m gonna go down there, I’m gonna punch him in the mouth, and I’m gonna get [name] back.”

“Dope, sounds like somebody has a plan.”

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"Didn' ask fer help, moneybags. Check yer own side 'a the field." [Mordred]

“That’s besides the point. If the master thought you needed help, then you’re getting help.” The nerve of him. She wanted to erase him from existence but maintained her cool.

“Besides...” She gestured over to what had been her side of the field. Save for a few rock formations that were in tact, everything else had been turned into dust or broken in some manner along with a bunch of corpses from the monsters she slain.

“It seems like you’re the one in need of help and the only one whose struggling~”

She was going to make it a point to make his life a living hell.

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"Don't worry, it's going to be okay."

“I know that! Don’t take me for some pathetic mortal!” she seethed. Though she took a deep breath and calmed herself. 

“We don’t know what we’re getting into, and who knows what the enemy is up to. I don’t want to lose you.” She reached out to gently touch her master’s cheek.

Only for her to tug her Master’s cheek, gently. “Don’t forget who you’re speaking to. It’s my job to worry about you mortals. I wouldn’t be a good Goddess if I didn’t worry.”