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Full Sylvia Plath Documentary

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― Sylvia Plath, The Unabridged Journals

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بغز

Boghz, Farsi. Untranslatable word that describes the physical building of sorrow and pain in the throat or chest before crying. (via baklavugh)

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if i celebrate nothing else, i’m celebrating this hahaha.

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Margaret Hamilton was the director and supervisor of software programming for the Apollo space missions. This is her standing next to the Apollo source code.

Her code prevented the Apollo 11 moon landing from being aborted three minutes before the landing. She’s published over 130 papers, reports and proceedings pertaining to the 60 projects and six programs on which she has worked. She’s also the founder and CEO of Hamilton Technologies, Inc.

What I’m trying to say is, Margaret Hamilton is a badass.

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fake deep posts are like

you like seashells but you wouldn’t eat sand or fuck the ocean

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staygrandbeiconic:

LEGIT THE BEST POST I HAVE EVER SEEN.

I literally just reblogged this two times in a row. No fucks given. This is the greatest post on tumblr.

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when i have to answer a sports question on trivia crack

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a playlist for drowsy mornings and days where you just don't feel like pretending you're alright. [x]

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Read me.

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I don’t understand the point of being together if you are not the happiest.

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Beowulf & TuPac

After much thought I thought about who could be a hero, conventional or not, who could match Beowulf. Immediately TuPac came to mind. He had strong Christian values, fought for the people he represented, and ultimately died because of of his own failings. That is the hero that I think Beowulf represents.

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goodness

Your dad was comfortable, unlike you’ll ever be. 

He smelled like a punch tasted and looked like a tidal wave of flesh. His body was a function mass of man crafted from heavy beer, bloody meat, and leather hand hardening hobbies. Shirtless, pantless… he didn’t give a fuck. He was who he was and anyone who cared could take it up with his middle finger. 

So hipsters, next time you’re dieting into your skinny jeans or blindly doing whatever it takes to be trendy as shit, remember this…

Your dad drank, fought, fucked, and ate like royalty because his ideal body was one earned from enjoying life at full volume. 

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YA Book: wHite yoUng girl!!!1!

YA Book: sHe is difFERenT!!!!!1!!@

YA Book: speciAL pOWer!!!-!!

YA Book: cute boY love HeR!!!

YA Book: bUTttttt

Ya Book: anOTher boy alsO??? love heR?!?!??!!!

Ya Book: HOw will sHe cHOOse!!?!?!?!?1!! aNd save wORld?????!?!!