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Breaking news, local white boy takes a step into self discovery. From Frat to That, watch as this previously cishet vape-addicted dudebro with a backwards baseball hat and ice cream hair comes out as nonbinary around the table with his gang of wannabe caucasian gangsters. Just watch how they react.
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I dont know.
Breaking news, local white boy takes a step into self discovery. From Frat to That, watch as this previously cishet vape-addicted dudebro with a backwards baseball hat and ice cream hair comes out as nonbinary around the table with his gang of wannabe caucasian gangsters. Just watch how they react.
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Breaking news, local white boy takes a step into self discovery. From Frat to That, watch as this previously cishet vape-addicted dudebro with a backwards baseball hat and ice cream hair comes out as nonbinary around the table with his gang of wannabe caucasian gangsters. Just watch how they react.
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*slides theoryverse towards you*
@game-theorists @true-film-theory @santi-the-theory-guy @theorist-amy @gt-live @jason-the-surprise-theorist
Thank you so much!
#I dont know why but every time i open the gtlive blog i get possessed with a love for 9/11 that doesnt exist at any other time#I dont care about 9/11 until im ash game theory🥀🛩️🏬
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hey buddy listen all i do is post about 9/11 nowadays please dont lock me up in your evil basement with all the others i promise im the most normal please
*slides theoryverse towards you*
@game-theorists @true-film-theory @santi-the-theory-guy @theorist-amy @gt-live @jason-the-surprise-theorist
Thank you so much!
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Bro. Is That It.
it's such a sadness to me that kids eventually lose that 'no filter' thing when they grow up. my niece asked what 9/11 is and someone explained it to her and her unfiltered conclusion was "bro. is that it"
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I love you.
everyone’s always trying to knock me down…
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Yeah its pretty crazy right
you gotta be glarbing me. both towers?????
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@the-film-theory please make an episode on him please thank you

#He did nothing wrong#ofc the first thing i’d post after a long break occasionally broken up by 9/11posting is hfjone of fucking course
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You’re right about one thing, hit US State Hawaii™️… matpat is gone, hawaii. Its only me now. Ash gtlive. Real. And i LOVE 9/11. Haha i plan on joining the US air force so i can get my hanfs on a plane!!! So i can fly!!! Into a building!!! Hahahahaha!!!! HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAGA!!!!!!!!!!!
i cant stop laughing. locked in a single hour

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i cant stop laughing. locked in a single hour

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oh my god what did they do
New test subjects identified:
Subject #3847294: @theorist-amy
Subject #3847295: @game-theorists
Subject #3847296: @santi-the-theory-guy
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We appreciate your willingness to better the future of science.
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Because he wants you to never forget ✊
Why is gillion tidestrider recreating nine eleven
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Canon

The Twin Towers from 1973 - 2001 got an abortion!
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Confession: i dont watch gtlive as much as i would like to
you ever think about the fact that the real Ash is on tumblr
-@game-theorists
she what
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