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Hello fellow sloppy bisexuals how is not putting away the laundry going
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y’all remember on kinnie tumblr during the eclipse like 6 years ago..people were looking directly at the sun so they’d damage their eyes so they could kin disabled characters. fucking wild
#anyway i’m in indiana which has direct coverage from the eclipse so the roads are closed since it’s so busy traffic wise#bc…everyone in the country wants to come here for some reason
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everyone talks about one-hit wonders, but no one seems to think about two-hit wonders. neon trees released “everybody talks” and “animals” and then fucked off forever. LMFAO released “party rock” and “sexy and i know it” and then apologized and left the radio. many such cases, all of which are deeply fascinating to me
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our apartments getting renovated so we had to shove literally all of our shit in our rooms and my room got Fucked with storing most of the furniture so i have no access to it which is fine, i can share a bed with my bf..but GOD
HE FUCKING SNORES
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Having a prescription ready at CVS is like being chased in the woods
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Nice argument, but as you can see I have drawn this image of us where I have a nice, juicy cheeseburger on my plate while you have naught but a single piece of celery.
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