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queer people of all kinds. i am looking you in the eyes. do not fucking kill yourself. are you listening to me it will be okay. it will get better. i am shaking you by the shoulders do. not. fucking. do. it. you have so much to keep going for and so many people who love you. the cost of the present will not outweigh the life ahead of you. i love you. chin up or down keep walking you'll get there. we will pull you back up onto your feet should you fall. i love you

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[call me by blondie playing] THE STEVE HARRINGTON BABYSITTING SERVICE

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i’m not talking about the little blurbs no i’m talking about chapters long. if you find any good ones pls lmk !

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currently thinking about knight!bakugo and prince(ss)!reader

send help

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dear god i love him

obsessed with steve eating pussy. sorry.

steve x f!reader

cw: 18+ smut, oral (f receiving)

“Steve,” you choke out in a breathy sob, fingers knitting into the damp locks of hair at the nape of his neck.

He moans in response, the sound vibrating through your core where he’s got his mouth on you. Your eyes meet his, under his thick lashes, his pupils blown wide with desperate arousal. The tip of nose buried in the curls between your legs and it’s the prettiest sight you’ve ever laid eyes on. Even with the pink and orange sunset behind him, Steve’s the best view. His head trapped between your thighs and you find it difficult to hold yourself upright on the hood of his BMW, but you can’t take your eyes off him.

Steve’s got his two middle fingers sunk deep in you, curled just right as you pour out around his knuckles. He eats you like he’s got a point to prove, and well, he thinks he does. Saw the way Hargrove flirted with you as you two walked into the parking lot at the community pool. So, maybe, he’s determined to devour you so beautifully that you won’t be able to think about anything else during your next shift. Jealousy is pretty cute on Steve, especially when it’s so pointless. No way in hell you’re even capable of finding another man attractive. You’re wholly Steve’s.

He whines as he licks through your folds, circles his tongue against your clit and straightens out the fingers he’s got buried deep in you, just to curl them again. You’re a mess of broken moans and cries, brows furrowed and jaw hung open as you watch him. Fingers tug at his hair and he takes the cue, keeping up exactly what he’s doing as your back arches and hips cant up against his face.

“Gonna— god, don’t stop,” you babble out, “just like that, Stevie… gonna cum.”

He blinks up at you, all pretty and wonderful. Eyes urging you on, saying what his mouth can’t because it’s too busy with the task at hand. But you can read it, can practically hear his voice begging you to cum for him.

Steve doesn’t dare let up when your body stills, then seizes against his face. A uncontrollable sob breaking from your throat as you squeeze him between your legs and pull at the roots of his hair. He groans, all deep and lovely against you. Loves his hair tugged at. He pulls your orgasm from you so sweetly, fingers and tongue working together to make you see stars. Only lets up when you let go of the vice grip you’d had on his hair. Steve stands, grabs your jaw and crashes your lips together. Whispers sweet things against your mouth and you cling to him so tightly, whispering compliments right back.

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wikihow to be weirder and simultaneously cooler on the internet

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this is so funny omfg

Me: Okay guys remember that it’s important in improv to establish your characters at the beginning of the scene.

Students: ok

Student 1: Hello. I am the president of the United States.

Student 2: Hello madame president. I’m William Shakespeare and I’m here to assassinate you.

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a lil doodle compilation of the SDV Bachelorettes i’ve done through the year.

Emily, Haley, Leah

Abigail, Penny, Maru

✨Check out the bachelors here!!✨

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As much as I love the Stardew Valley spouses it always kinda bugs me that they stay stagnant after you marry them. Like even after having kids and passing a decade in game they look and act the exact same? Anyway what if

Bachelors and Krobus are here!!! Thanks for your patience ^^

(Also if you like these and want to see them smooching YOUR farmer, my commission info is here :3)

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there are very few things i hate more than reading from the first person point of view

i’ve been listening to the pjo audiobook

i. am. struggling.

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watched saltburn last night after taking an edible.

loved

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feeling like i (myself) manifested the partridge x rodrigo couple

(((i am delusional)))

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Unpopular (?) opinion:

When I was young and wondering why I hadn't experienced a crush yet, the internet said I was probably just a late bloomer. They urged me not to identify as aroace because I could change my mind later on.

And looking back, like… so?

If I had been a late bloomer, who cares?

I was 13. I felt comfort in the aroace community. I didn’t feel like a weirdo for once in my life, surrounded by people who were like me. But I was urged to not join these communities until I became an adult in case I changed my mind about being ace. So I didn’t. And I paid for that.

Who cares? If you’re young and feel like you’re aroace, then you’re aroace. If you “change your mind” later, it’s okay. No one is going to be born and know themselves 100%. I genuinely thought I was alloromantic once, but now know I’m not.

Speaking from experience, I would rather have kids be “wrong” about their sexuality than feel like they have no place of belonging.

We shouldn’t gatekeep aroace folk because of their age. It hurts. It makes kids feel like they are the freaks society tells them they are.

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poppy sweeting is insane and i love her for that

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thinking about cross-house friendgroups rn

specifically hogwarts legacy era (sorry that game took over my life and my every waking thought)

sebastian and ominis have obviously been friends a long time and i’m a bloody sebastian apologist so after the events of fifth year, they meet poppy sweeting and natsai onai because mc is already friends with them both and they’re the coolest people (and sebastian and ominis can’t bear to leave mc alone for more than five minutes??? they’re clingy ok i’m not sorry)

it takes longer for garreth and amit to get adopted into the rather large inter-house friendgroup but they’re so loved once they’ve been taken in, and it’s like they’ve always been there

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sebastian sallow being So sassy will be the death of me.

mc - “what were you thinking?”

ss - “i was thinking about dead goblins.”

mc - “you could have got us killed!”

ss - “but i didn’t.”