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heading out the door

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I love organ emojis. We need more. 🫁🧠🫀 why don’t we have intestines or gallbladder

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Elphaba: I'm proud to identify as morosexual. I'm attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. Fiyero asked me what the Spanish word for tortilla was once and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight

Glinda: what kind of animal is the pink panther

Elphaba, already taking off her clothes: Glinda you're so fucking stupid

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Here, take these

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they should make clothes that are designed by people who are familiar with human anatomy & physiology

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ariana grande is a woman who had to have a wildly successful career as a singer in order to fulfill her true passion as a gelphie truther

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I don't have much but I DO have an open wound #OPENWOUND

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me and my moots <3

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You’re my present this year.

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i wanna talk about this shot

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shout out to the giant worm in the center of the earth. thank you for never surfacing 🙏 we appreciate you. have fun in the lower crusts

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sorry for finding it hot when people's hair goes grey. as if im wrong

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For so long, the US has been a battle of left vs right. But CEO Brian Thompson's assassination has kinda done something incredible..... The conversation has shifted from being "left vs right" to "rich vs poor." The cracks have begun to show, and maybe, just maybe, the conversation will continue...

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So like the day after brian thompson bit it, I got a letter in the mail from Lab Corp for a one thousand dollar blood draw that should have gone to Medicaid. Cue panic, because that's more than I get in one month of SSI. So I brace myself for a long slog of a call and call the number for the billing department, trying not to freak out and rehearsing what to say to get this charge dropped...

And the overly-perky person on the phone was immediately like "Oh no! That shouldn't have happened! I'll clear the charge right away, you can just disregard that letter! We'll send a new letter that says you don't have to pay!" The conversation was about 2 minutes.

That wouldn't have happened a week ago, would it 😁

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calling nonjews...nonjews... is not racist pls find an actually real problem to worry about