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Tell me WHY did my friend decide to listen to my stomach growling last night when we were hanging out. Like my sister in Christ you're making me horny, why do you keep giggling as my stomach growls in your ear 😵‍💫

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thank you all for 1k followers! this is my first ever hunger drive! will you be nice to this boy, or will you bully him? :3

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was chatting with friends about taste in partners, I said I wanted someone whose weaknesses I could cover and vice versa (I get things off tall shelves, they say I ordered no pickles) and we could sort of mutually protect each other.

these motherfuckers were like "this guy's got a party composition kink"

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‘bread is bad for you’ ‘rice is bad for you’ sorry im not subscribing to the idea that staple grains that have been integral to cultures for centuries are evil. i love you carbs

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Damn boy why your tummy so rumbly

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I constantly think about just how often I encounter people with growling tummies at my job

I work at a physician’s office so part of my job is to check people in, get their vitals, etc etc. Most days of the week we usually see our first patient at like 8 am, and like. Almost every time for the morning visits their belly’s making a ruckus during the whole process and I can only assume it’s cuz they hadn’t had breakfast yet since the appointment’s pretty early in the day

Gets even better when I have to use a stethoscope to listen to and count their breaths and I can fucking hear each and every one of those gurgles up close like aaaghhHgHH

My ass just has to sit there, bare-faced, not bringing any attention to it unless the patient acknowledges it first but meanwhile my brain is just going 85&$75@(,&&&399339&;7

Not to mention that more often than not I can also hear my boss’s stomach sounding off… it is a fucking Constant in this bitch

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Usually stoic, flustered to bits pred x far too enthusiastic about the pred’s appetite prey, except they’re coworkers and “friends with benefits”(the benefit is the prey cuddling up in her coworker’s tummy for a couple hours after work)

Second image under cut(he’s shirtless idk man)

I haven’t drawn tummy in a while and it’s my first time drawing a shirtless person please forgive the shitty anatomy </3

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“Hey guys check out my sfw vibrator! This isn’t meant to be for masturbation tho it’s for people who just like vibrators. If you are looking to actually use it DNI!!!!!!”

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Officially hit the 20's the other day.

Damn.

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Messaging a girl and she referred to her conversation with me as "just playing with her food" and I nearly moaned out loud anyways what about you guys how have your days been

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I love nervous preds so so so much

Just laying with a head on their stomach as it growls, looking up to see their hands hiding their blushing face and they are all like

“ *grrlll .. ah sorry.. *ggllrnn .. s-sorry I’m just a bit…. *ggrlllll mhhn just a bit hungry that’s all..”

GRRRR gets me WILD

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just thinking about ✨🌸🩷ambient tummy noises🩷🌸✨ as someone goes about their day, ignoring how hungry their little belly is as it gurgles and groans, begging for their attention…

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the origins of the “what are you two FUCKING talking about??” meme is almost funnier then the meme itself

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why have i never seen anyone on here talk about lyney.......... 😭