"Mettaton is incapable of being moist"
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"There’s only so many times you can sing bop to the top to yourself before it no longer distracts you from the pain"
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"I'm expecting a bag of gummy dicks"
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"I would totally remember his spirit fingers"
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"I can't get over tracksuit draculas"
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"Sharkboy and Lavagirl is not a workout video"
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"I'll trumpet ur fuckin face so hard babe"
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"Tag hot guys as father to avoid being kinkshamed"
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