grocerystorephobic
Grocery Store Phobic!
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grocerystorephobic · 3 hours ago
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i’m starting to lose my fucking mind and grainy old pictures of bad apartments are taking on the qualities of fine wines. look at this fucking bathroom photo and how every object in the shot is somehow half-cropped out of the frame it’s like an anti-renaissance painting and you would have to consciously try to take a photo that communicated any less information about the bathroom of this apartment
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grocerystorephobic · 3 hours ago
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grocerystorephobic · 3 hours ago
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remember. when faced with the rise of fascism it is always the most important thing to start vitriolic and divisive online discourse about who is more oppressed
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grocerystorephobic · 3 hours ago
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Director's commentary bonus feature that periodically pops up a choice of what to "ask" the director to talk about next, and as it goes along it very gradually becomes apparent that you're playing a visual novel about dating the director implemented entirely via DVD menus.
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grocerystorephobic · 3 hours ago
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hey boy don't kill yourself. green's dictionary of slang is available online and allows you to explore 500 years of english vulgarity. you can search by part of speech, source, time period, etymology, and usage. there's a whole category for gay slang. they even have specific citations listed so you can see the exact context for yourself. boy did you know that in 1927 "to kneel at the altar" was slang for "to sodomize"
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grocerystorephobic · 4 hours ago
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grocerystorephobic · 5 hours ago
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well isolated women in my phone at least its friday
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grocerystorephobic · 6 hours ago
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end of january affirmations
im not doing anything wrong and no one is mad at me
there must be a place for me in this world because here i am
my art doesnt suck
instagram is nothing to me
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grocerystorephobic · 8 hours ago
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im having way too much fun
credit: blinkies.cafe blinkie maker
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grocerystorephobic · 8 hours ago
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Wild Wild West (1999), dir. Barry Sonnenfeld
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grocerystorephobic · 18 hours ago
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i'm 4 consecutive days only reading Worm with little rest and that's normal
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grocerystorephobic · 18 hours ago
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the tragic reality of all self-expression, but especially poetry, is that you can put your heart and soul and all your deepest most powerful feelings into something and the result may still end up kind of mid.
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grocerystorephobic · 19 hours ago
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Jane Fonda /// KLUTE
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grocerystorephobic · 19 hours ago
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me going back to pinterest after saying i was going to focus on writing
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grocerystorephobic · 19 hours ago
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One of the sweetest things is when you post a new work on AO3 and then one of your old works gets a comment because it means that somebody read the new thing and liked it so much that they went and checked what other stuff you wrote and they liked that enough to tell you about it and I just think that is so fucking precious!! thank you thank you thank you to the people who do that, keep doing it it's the best feeling as an author
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grocerystorephobic · 19 hours ago
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What’s a stereotypical food from ur culture that u absolutely love.
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