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Wedding bands are so hot. Like who give a fuck about the diamonds, but like a plain unadorned metal ring that lets you know they’re married! They got a spouse back home, who’s like. Marked them. Show off who the real boss is you might as well be wearing a collar

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the unemployed dingbat just sent you a text hoping your day treats you well at 2 pm

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it’s so insane we have to just keep showing up for work. no matter what is happening globally, locally, personally, you’re supposed to show up and act like the formatting on a report is actually really important and demands your attention.

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man i have GOT to do this thing. *doesnt do it*

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So there's a new fic on SpaceBattles that's trying something new called "Taylor Kills Nazis" where, as you may have guessed, Taylors kills Nazis (while buddy copping around with Sophia).

Some SpaceBattles commenters and, surprisingly, mods have had a lot of trouble dealing with this.

Meanwhile others approve, and have had some helpful suggestions for the author:

Anyway, the story's cool so far. Gives me Michael Mann vibes.

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You are faced with some random problem and the only person who can help you is the main character from the last piece of media you consumed (you can also do favorite character if there are multiple main characters). You can stay in this universe or be in the universe of the character, whichever you prefer, but the problem remains the same and the only person who can directly help you is the main character. That character can call on the help of those they know in their media, but when it comes down to it, they are the only person really helping you. How do you react to this situation?

Spin to find out your problem:

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As an adult I think me and all my friends should all have matching schedules and work like 20 hours a week and also everyone lives within 15 minutes of each other why is that so much to ask

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jack of all trades, master also of all those trades. no prablem 👌

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stop the madness no more nose jobs

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what do you mean you havent found a job? have you crawled on your knees and prostrated yourself before them? have you hung from the branches of the world tree for eight days and eight nights? have you climbed atop the roodwood cross and begged for them to impale you until your red blood overflow'd their cups? dude. you completely forgot to mention their cups. you HAVE to mention their cups

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Analogue photograph of my tea at Ladurée in London ☕✨

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Pencil sketch of the horned Carcharodontosaur fire spirit Julius standing with Keiko Yamamoto, Robby Hide and Vicky the Raccoon

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sometimes when a movie starts there is a scary lion but don't be scared

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Georges de La Tour (French, 1593–1652)

The Penitent Magdalen, ca. 1640

Oil on canvas