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“i expected better from you” well that was your fault lmao I got nothing to do with that
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❥ 𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐂𝐊𝐘 𝐒𝐈𝐓𝐔𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍𝐒 [ 𝚂𝙴𝙽𝚃𝙴𝙽𝙲𝙴 𝚂𝚃𝙰𝚁𝚃𝙴𝚁𝚂 ] .
add context & change gendered language to your needs . happy roleplaying !!
“ great . just fucking great . ” “ any ideas on how to get us out of this mess ?? ” “ this is the last time i go anywhere with you . ” “ haven’t you done enough already ?? ” “ don’t worry , i have a plan . ” “ well , that didn’t work . any plan c , genius ?? ” “ you know , i genuinely don’t think this could get any worse . ” “ how did you manage to do everything incorrectly ?? ” “ this is wrong . all of this is wrong . ” “ looks like we’re stuck here . ” “ admit it ; you have no idea where you’re going , do you ?? ” “ we’re completely lost . ” “ of all the people in the world i could end up stuck with … ” “ well . was this your idea of a fun vacation ?? ” “ how is the tank almost empty ?? i thought you said you got gas before we left !! ” “ there’s a gas station five miles / eight kilometers from here . we’re just gonna have to push the car there . ” “ the good news is , i found someone who i think can help us . the bad news is , i don’t think they speak [ language ] . ” “ thank god , it’s about time you showed up to help !! ” “ could you run any fucking slower ?! ” “ i can’t get any signal out here . ” “ someone stole my fucking wallet . ” “ we are below rock bottom right now . we’re , like , in hell . ” “ are you really just going to leave me here ?? ” “ okay , you being dramatic is not going to help us find a way to fix this . ” “ are you bleeding ?? ” “ i’ll try to find us somewhere to spend the night . ” “ i don’t know what to do !! i’m not a doctor !! ” “ of course this happens to me . i can’t even be surprised . ” “ i can’t walk … you’re gonna have to carry me . ” “ things could always be worse . at least you don’t have flesh - eating bacteria , right ?? ” “ don’t panic , but i’m pretty sure we’re being followed . ” “ maybe some music will help you calm down . ” “ my glasses are broken … ” “ i didn’t have enough rocks to write out ‘ help ’ so i just spelled out ‘ hell ’ . ” “ maybe we can play a game to pass the time until someone notices we’re missing . ” “ okay , i swear this is not what it looks like . ” “ there’s a killer storm going on outside , so unless you want to disappear under mysterious circumstances , i suggest you get comfortable . ” “ how long was i out ?? ” “ well , at least i’m trapped here with you . ”
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kissing prompts
thank you to all the amazing nonnies who sent in their suggestions for this!! as always, if you want the roles reversed, add a plus! so [ FAREWELL ] is your muse kissing my muse, but [ FAREWELL ] + is my muse kissing yours! and my muse is the muse of the person reblogging this list!
[ FAREWELL ] : your muse kisses my muse goodbye before they’re separated for an indefinite but long amount of time.
[ BLOW ] : your muse blows my muse a kiss from across a crowded room.
[ CHEEK ] : your muse kisses my muse on the cheek. ( add a ❤️ for this gesture to be made romantic! )
[ NECK ] : your muse kisses my muse on the neck.
[ HAND ] : your muse kisses my muse’s hand. ( add a ❤️ for this gesture to be made romantic; otherwise it’s a formal gesture! )
[ SHOULDER ] : your muse kisses my muse’s bare shoulder.
[ URGENT ] : your muse kisses my muse passionately, believing it to be their last chance to do so.
[ LAST ] : our muses share a bittersweet final kiss together, knowing it to be their last.
[ SLOW-BURN ] : after a long period of mutual pining, your muse makes the first move and kisses my muse.
[ CROWN ] : your muse kisses the top of my muse’s head.
[ LONG ] : your muse gives mine a long kiss; aka a make out session.
[ HIDDEN ] : in order to hide their identities, our muses are forced to share a kiss.
[ TEARS ] : our muses share a sad kiss.
[ RELIEF ] : believing the other to be dead, our muses find one another and kiss out of sheer relief.
[ WEDDING ] : after getting officially married, our muses share their first kiss as a married couple.
[ FOREHEAD ] : your muse kisses my muse on the forehead.
[ REUNION ] : after being separated for a lengthy time, our muses are reunited and share a kiss to mark the occasion.
[ MOONLIGHT ] : after going on a midnight stroll, our muses share a kiss under the moon.
[ RAIN ] : your muse kisses my muse outside during a rainstorm. (bonus: after a fight bc oof the passion??)
[ SECRET ] : while maintaining a secret relationship, our muses sneak away to share a kiss in private.
[ FIRST ] : our muses kiss for the first time.
[ SURPRISE ] : your muse kisses mine for the first time, but unexpectedly!
[ HAPPY ] : in a moment of pure joy, our muses share a kiss.
[ COMFORT ] : in order to comfort my muse, your muse gives them a kiss.
[ DOORSTEP ] : after a remarkably good first date, your muse kisses mine on my muse’s doorstep.
[ AIRPORT ] : after realizing their feelings for my muse, your muse sprints through an airport to kiss them before their flight departs.
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me looking back on how i self destructed: she really did that!
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Sometimes, the best way to not get your heart broken is to act like you don’t have one.
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ah fuck. the very forseeable consequences of my own actions
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I think it’s pretty obvious I don’t want you to leave. I don’t find it obvious what you want.
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my relationship with my mother is not something i can explain. i love her, i can't stand her. she's my best friend, i can't tell her anything. she's my greatest supporter, she is my harshest critic. she makes me wanna be a better person, she makes me want to scream and cry. she is the voice of reason when i lose my calm, she is the reason i lose my calm. i can't live with her, i can't imagine my life away from her.
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*takes you on a museum date and proceeds to explain the most disgusting and bizarre facts to you with unveiled excitement*
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I’m a sucker for characters who see troubled kids in dangerous situations and basically go “they need parents, guess that’s me now”
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