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“polyamory isn’t the solution to a love triangle when two of the people hate each other”

I mean yeah not if you don’t understand QUADRANT VACILLATION

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Weird how “masturbating and falling asleep in the late afternoon” isn’t regarded as a cherished summertime tradition

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the paris catacombs are 1000x more fucked up than i imagined

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coke zero themed abortion

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calliope and caliborn homestuck are literally "sorry i just got back online. my little brother went on my computer while i was sleeping and he hacked into my account. no i did not send those slurs in chat it was my little brother who hacked into my account. he also thought it would be funny to go into your dms and commission you for yaoi art. that wasn't me it was my little brother who is evil."

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I saw that picture of Joe Biden finding two coins on the ground again today. His face in it is so haunting man I have no idea what emotion he’s experiencing

Just pure rapture

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 “hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”

“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”

“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’

“uuuuuh hold on”

*fishes something out of my pocket*

“mikey what do i do?”

“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”

*stuffs it back in my pocket*

“uhh yes please  the meal would be great”

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Your reaction to chatGPT instantly lets me know how easy it would be to trick you into thinking that you are haunted

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im like if a girl was {undefined variable}. im like if a girl was [fragment missing]. im like if a girl was (editor’s note: the author’s invocation of the word “girl” in this context is idiosyncratic, perhaps metaphorical) im like if a girl was im like if a girl draft deleted! im like if a girl You have reached your free article limit! Subscribe now to continue reading. im like if a girl was [THREAD LOCKED] im like if a girl (ENDING EXPLAINED!) im like if a girl Unusual activity detected, please highlight all the pictures of bicycles. im like if a girl I don’t respond to prompts that could be deemed offensive, and so I am unable to carry out the request. im-like-if-a-girldeactivated03092023. im like if a girl we are unable to take your call at the minute. im like if a girl isn’t registered under that name. im like if a girl could give you her date of birth. im like if a girl oh yes we have you under […]. im like if a girl LOST CONNECTION

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Harry, I’m going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a penis wakt. Don’t plan it. Don’t wait for it. Just wakt it. It could be a slap behind the dumpster, a quick spank during your office hours, or two wakts straight to your penis, and balls - Dale Copper, Penis Wakt (1990)

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Harry, I’m going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a penis wakt. Don’t plan it. Don’t wait for it. Just wakt it. It could be a slap behind the dumpster, a quick spank during your office hours, or two wakts straight to your penis, and balls - Dale Copper, Penis Wakt (1990)

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jfk famously changed the course of fashion by making many appearances at state functions without a hat, which was previously considered mandatory for well-dressed men. at his inaugural address, he even bragged about "[his] big juicy melon, naked as a jay bird for all the world to see". unfortunately we can all see how that turned out for him in the tragic events of the zapruder footage

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mp3 - mechanical spell to send sound into the mind of a man or beast

mp4 - mechanical spell to send sights into the mind of man or beast

mp5 - mechanical spell to send objects into the mind of a man or beast

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fun fact, the reason chat systems in multiplayer games weren't able to be locked down like loading screen minigames? one guy put one in his virtual poker game and never patented it

second fun fact, he also made one of the earliest mmorpgs before the genre conventions were fully established, and you can still play it along with using its modding tools to this day

Well of Souls is a weird little artifact of shareware culture; it's a bunch of silly assets mashed together in ways that don't always make sense from the perspective of modern game design, but make PERFECT sense through the lens of being a guy who's just making his ideal game

if you have any interest in mmo history, I highly recommend checking it out

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ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY?

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patron saint of one-way trips and other journeys from which you can never return

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I'm telling my kids this was Gorillaz

that one song from persona: trinity soul that’s a swanky chill jazz song but then this rando starts rapping over the music one minute in without warning and they’re the worst bars you’ve ever heard in your life