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im still losing it over the "how did high schoolers write 600 word essays before chatgpt" post. 600 words. that is nothing. that is so few words what do you mean you can't write 600 words. 600 words. this post right here is 45 words.
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"The Truth is... the Universe is infinite, and chaotic, and cold. And there has never been a Plan."
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sorry, it's a GOOD thing if cishet people use non-conforming pronouns or dress in non-conforming ways or whatever else. for one, that person may not be cishet. but more importantly, living in a society where more people feel comfortable exploring their relationship to gender and sexuality is an undoubtedly GOOD thing
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my brother asked how skul became a skeleton so i explained the whole war & how he was tricked & tortured & made an example & came back through hate . & my sister said he's like Jesus (◕ᴗ◕✿)
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Phase 2 has its ups and downs but shoutout to Derek Landy for just going full ACAB. Oh there's a magic police force that Skulduggery helped create? They're CORRUPT and COMPLIANT IN A FASCIST SYSTEM and they BEAT UP INNOCENT PROTESTERS and creating them was something Skulduggery SERIOUSLY REGRETS.
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People say narnia is a christian story and like obviously yeah but also there is never only one interpretation to literature.
I look at narnia and think "is anyone gonna interpret that in a non-religious context" and then don't wait for an answer
sorry but I hear "narnia is a christian story only" and think "skill issue."
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I'm currently re-reading the Skulduggery Pleasant series and I'm fairly certain that Derek Landy did read Twilight and that he hated it so much that he decided to write Caelan
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The Skulduggery Pleasant experiance when China Sorrows is your favourite character:
China yes! :D
China no! D:
[Repeat for eternity]
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Discord has added generative AI features to servers.
Here are THREE THINGS you need to do today.
1️⃣ YOUR SERVER
Go into server settings -> roles -> Default permissions
Search for "external apps" and disable it
2️⃣ YOUR FEEDBACK
Access Discord support -> https://support.discord.com/hc/en-us/requests/new
Go into Help & Support > Feedback/New Feature Request
Denounce generative AI and request the feature be removed. Bring up privacy concerns for yourself, your data, and for minors.
You will get an automatic reply to this request- PLEASE REPLY TO THE EMAIL TO PUSH IT TO THE TEAM or else it will get discarded.
3️⃣ ON MOBILE
Access your app store
Leave a 1 star review and publicly denounce generative AI and Discord's use of it
Reblog this to spread the word, I'm tired of the enshittification of the things I use in my day to day life.
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Huge lunch followed by warm nap. I am in touch with my caveman ancestors and my roots as a large mammal
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I like that the fact that skulduggery is dead doesn't really have much to do with the plot. it offers him no perks except saving money on food and the most inconvenience that causes is he has to get his clothes tailored and valkyrie doesn't always know when he's rolling his eyes at her
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Vander: I've always liked the name Violet. Silco: *snorts a line* Hey, you know what I like?
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"don't go grocery shopping when hungry" doesn't work for me because Not Hungry Me cannot conceive of a universe in which food is needed so she buys like a cup of pomegranate seeds and some fancy cheese and thinks that'll get us through the week.
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Hate how lighting a candle does wonders to my mood. Like wowwww. Grug like fire? Grug not sad anymore because Fire in Cave? Wow. Real predictable of Grug.
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Me: *looking at a porcelain hand in the home decor aisle of a store* if I lost my hands in some kind of tragic accident, I’d decorate my entire home with hand-shaped things. Then I’d invite guests over for like, dinner parties and such and sit there expectantly just basking in their discomfort.
My boyfriend: Do you hear what you say when you talk? Do you know what you just said to me?
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hyperfixation please stay with me long enough to complete the project. hyperfixation do not fade. hyperfixation finish what you started for the love of god
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