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Say it with me, slowly: Susan was not in Aslan's country at the end of the Last Battle because 👏🏻SHE 👏🏻 WASN'T👏🏻 FREAKING👏🏻 DEAD👏🏻.

She wasn't on the train, because she wasn't with her siblings, because she no longer believed in Narnia and thus didn't go to visit the friends of Narnia. Therefore, she was not in the crash.

"Susan went to hell because she liked girly things" — bestie, SUSAN ISN'T DEAD. SUSAN ISN'T IN HELL. SHE'S IN ENGLAND, OKAY? IN ENGLAND. ALIVE.

This isn't a question of interpretation. It's a question of reading comprehension.

Yes, Susan is on the wrong path at the end of LB. She has chosen materialism over Truth. But she isn't damned. She still has time. Because she is STILL ALIVE.

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Dexter: Valkyrie is dead. Skulduggery: How? Dexter: Explosion. They couldn’t find the body. Skulduggery: No body? Oh, she’s alive

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I need Valkyrie Cain so bad, I wish the covers showed her as the books describe her, she's what? Over 6ft? Built like a tank, men in her life have expressed jealousy over her muscles since she was 16 and she's only doubled down on extreme training to cope with her depression, why does she look like that on the covers?

Please give us more Valkyrie as shes supposed to look, fandom artists are the only people keeping me fed at this point.

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T-T

LISTEN HERE, DEREK YOU LITTLE SHI-

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Melissa and Desmond probably: How can someone say that Stephanie is evil? She's the most precious, soft little soul.

Valkyrie (wiping blood off her face): Yeah, I'm adorable.

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Did you know you can just start screaming, basically anywhere? It's not illegal or anything

-Omen

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Ghaslty: You do seven things a day that I ask you not to do. Skulduggery: Actually, I do more. You catch seven.

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a lesbian: actually I thought I was a trans man for a while and it turns out I’m just butch

a trans man: oh same! i thought I was a lesbian and it turns out im a trans man

nonbinary person: ive thought I was both and now i realized i’m neither! isn’t it cool how we can all talk about our shared experiences

people who come into my inbox: how dare you have anything in common. you’re invalidating literally every trans and lesbian person at the same time

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christmas eve what about christmas adam

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I fucking hate game apps. I wanted to play tetris the otherday so I figured there must be a simple tetris app out there its the most basic game. But every app is like heres your daily log in bonus of 10 gold! You get 5 free plays a day. Here's an ad. To replay a level costs 1 diamond. You can eart gold by earning points in levels. 1000 points = 1 gold. You can exchange 550 gold for one diamond but we have a sale right now that they only cost 500 gold. Heres an ad. You can buy a loot crate of diamonds for 5.99$! You leveled up! Heres 1 free diamond. Youve run out of free replays for today, would you like to buy some more diamonds? Heres your daily tasks, make sure to log in every day this month for a free reward chest. its free! Heres an ad. Would you like to sign up for this credit card to recieve 10 free diamonds? Invite a friend and you can earn points! Ding! Youve leveled up. Heres an ad. This is our special bonus play weekend, you get one free replay and a pack of diamonds only costs 4.99$. You can use your gold to purchase new skins for the tetris blocks. This ones shaped like cats! It costs 100 diamonds. You need to collect them all. Free to play, may be some in-app purchases.

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rereading six of crows oh my god whyy does kaz interact with inej like he's playing episode with no diamonds

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"who do you ship with skulduggery"

NO ONE!!

i would not inflict his ass on ANYONE!!

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No anatomy just darkness

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Jason: “They’re children, Bruce! They shouldn’t be soldiers in your crusade!”

Bruce: “The children, Jason. They yearn for the capes.”

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Objectively speaking, the fanfic I’m reading is not good, but my goodness, it’s made my afternoon that much more enjoyable

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sucking fingers

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