grizzaldi
grizzaldi
✨grizz with the rizz ✨
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she/they, ace, probably aro too, but still figuring it out | i love media that tear my heart apart. and they ONLY tear my heart apart if they're queer podcasts, books, cartoons, series and webtoons :')
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grizzaldi · 9 days ago
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I cannot believe there's absolutely no way to watch free shows and movies anymore, there are too many paid streaming platforms and pirating websites have viruses and ads preventing you from watching it uninterrupted((.)) id rather follow the rules and purchase media moving forward because it is too inconvenient. Seriously, free and no ads or viruses with 1080p streaming is DEAD.
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grizzaldi · 10 days ago
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reading the wiki for the american psycho movie every single thing it’s saying about christian bale has me in tears …….. he literally wanted the role so bad he got that buff in two weeks, rejected every other offer for 9 months while the producers tried to get dicaprio to be patrick bateman bc bale knew dicaprio would chicken out, went to dinner with the director and the guy who wrote the novel IN CHARACTER apparently scaring the shit out of the novelist, took the role for $50k, and then made all his costars think he was a giant freak bc he never fucking broke character, and APARENTLY LITERALLY HAS CONTROL OVER HIS SWEAT GLANDS AND USED THIS IN THE BUSINESS CARD SCENE
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grizzaldi · 10 days ago
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I found god in a hopeless place
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grizzaldi · 10 days ago
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musk is going to die in a Tesla explosion in 6 months after sticking his nose where it doesn't belong and we will never get a conclusive answer on whether it was a CIA car bomb or just a normal Tesla malfunction
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grizzaldi · 10 days ago
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official elon musk hate post reblog to hate like to hate reply to hate
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grizzaldi · 10 days ago
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These posts are cousins to me.
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grizzaldi · 10 days ago
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tag what you're majoring in/intend on majoring in
Respecting Women
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grizzaldi · 10 days ago
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All k9 dogs are abused hands down if you post any pro k9 stuff on my dash you’re unfollowed I don’t care if we’ve been mutuals for years, you can claim to be anti-cop or a leftist or whatever but if you post k9 dogs with like “a good doggo! A good boy!” fuck off, if I lose followers over this then good riddance
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grizzaldi · 10 days ago
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grizzaldi · 10 days ago
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I'll make you the strongest, most beautiful monster in the world
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grizzaldi · 10 days ago
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“I’ll just rest my eyes” is the biggest lie you’re going straight to snorkmimimi land
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grizzaldi · 12 days ago
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grizzaldi · 12 days ago
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when i was 9 i was banned from editing the muscovy duck wikipedia page because i kept editing any mention of the flavor of their meat to say things like “they taste like dirty dishwater” because i had pet muscovy ducks and couldn’t bear the thought of them being eaten, so i tried to run a smear campaign on duck meat
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grizzaldi · 12 days ago
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compilation
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grizzaldi · 12 days ago
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Fake, facsimile, forgery.
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grizzaldi · 12 days ago
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boobs honestly
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grizzaldi · 12 days ago
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If I was Jesus I would’ve simply said no dad this is your dream
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