grittyghoul
Earnest But Haphazard
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It's Elephants Foot Friday!!!!
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RB to instantly receive 8000 roentgens of radiation
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Gonna tell people that this was Yuri On Ice
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hawk tuah has been mildly interesting to me for a while. not interesting enough to listen to the podcast or even watch the entire clip but just like. 15 years ago that clip would have been on the level of like. the i like turtles kid. or hide yo kids i guess. a clip that made people laugh that got shared, maybe got remixed into various other jokes, and then faded into nothing. but it's The Future now so you can capitalize on that tiny sliver of fame in ways you didn't used to be able to. and crypto scams exist now. just like interesting to think of the timing and how those older viral clips would probably be doing the same if they could have
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grittyghoul · 3 days ago
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When you kill a healthcare ceo, it’s terrorism. When someone shoots your kid in elementary school, it’s thoughts and prayers for like a week and then they move on. It truly shows the fact that terrorism is whatever the american government wants it to mean.
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grittyghoul · 3 days ago
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you guys have got to get better at spellcasting any time someone's attempted to curse me with 10k note post it gets like 50 at most. back to the spell books buddy that one might be too advanced for you try learning some cantrips first
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grittyghoul · 3 days ago
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on the thirteenth day of christmas my true love was investigated for his many flagrant violations of the Migratory Bird Treaty Act of 1918
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grittyghoul · 3 days ago
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just saw a furry go "ugh pup masks are the worst thing to happen to the furry community" and it's like what are you talking about those are your cousins, at the end of the day you're both pretending to be gay dog men, i think it's just an aesthetic choice at that point
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grittyghoul · 3 days ago
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Every socialist policy we have was tirelessly fought for by the common people.
Every capitalist policy we have was lobbied for by rich people and enforced by police.
But for some strange reason, people still think socialism is big government tyranny and capitalism is small government freedom.
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grittyghoul · 3 days ago
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Remember earlier this year when Boeing very clearly had a whistleblower executed? And law enforcement didn't even look for anyone or release any info about it or anything?
People keep comparing Luigi Mangione's case to the subway murderer who got off because of systemic eugenics, but I think there's something more apt about the fact that a CEO had someone executed in recent memory, with zero attempts to find a culprit, while they spared no expense at all to find (and probably frame, it's beginning to look like) someone who shot a CEO. It's always fine to slaughter if you're rich, but if you kill the rich, they will hunt you down.
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grittyghoul · 3 days ago
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devastating news for the discourse poster: “media literacy” in the modern age includes the ability to identify which posts are bait
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headline hall of fame for sure
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Green eyes shouldn’t actually be considered an eye color. It’s just not common enough, it’s a VERY SMALL percentage of the population, 1-2%. Green eyes are also caused by an irregular mutation. Most people have blue or brown eyes, so those are the two eye colors.
All the “green eyes” positivity is actually a bad thing, by the way. Having green eyes is linked to higher rates of retinal melanoma. You’re celebrating something dangerous that can cause suffering.
And besides, most people with “green eyes” lean closer to blue or brown anyways. They should just make up their minds and be brown eyed or green eyed. And if it’s too hard to tell, they should get corrective surgery (because green eyes are dangerous, and associated with more difficult medical care!) or at the least wear contacts so they don’t confuse people. But also they should be required to
I hate to sound like this, but green eyes are a far more recent development than blue eyes in the mutagenic history of humans. So humans weren’t created to have green eyes.
And hazel eyes? Those are just a variant of brown eyes—come on, they’re far closer to brown than green. They just have a couple greenish traits. And there’s no way there’s that many green eyed people, or a wide variety of eye colors… It’s just not natural.
I don’t have a problem with green eyed people, they didn’t ask to be born that way—but there’s just too few of them for it to be an actual eye color. We don’t need all this “green eye positivity” or putting green eyes in media. The internet is making people delude themselves into thinking it’s more common than it really is.
‼️ THIS POST IS ABOUT THE TREATMENT OF INTERSEX PEOPLE ‼️
✅ I HAVE GREEN EYES THIS IS SATIRE ✅
⚠️ PLEASE DON’T SEND ME ANY MORE THREATS OF VIOLENCE IN DEFENSE OF PEOPLE WITH GREEN EYES?? ⚠️
💧 THIS POST IS NOT ABOUT EYE COLOR?? IT’S ABOUT INTERSEXISM AND BIGOTRY 💧
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grittyghoul · 3 days ago
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grittyghoul · 4 days ago
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The Insulindian Phasmid……..
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