grist-fiend
I am nothing but a massive braid tbh
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Joshua / 25 / ??? Who knows
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grist-fiend · 7 hours ago
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Don't forget to sleep on your neck at a weird angle tonight. I love you
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grist-fiend · 7 hours ago
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Our dog likes licking his head and he just wanna be leave alone and digest what happened
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grist-fiend · 7 hours ago
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Enikő Katalin Eged (b. 1992) - Black Cat White Cat.
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grist-fiend · 7 hours ago
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god, you are such a fucking dork (with homoerotic lust)
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grist-fiend · 7 hours ago
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cannot find a way to capture on camera exactly how much my bandaid judt scared me taking a sip of water
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grist-fiend · 8 hours ago
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I've seen posts going around claiming that petting animals is basically tricking them into thinking they're being groomed, and it's bugging me because, like, there's no trickery afoot. Petting and scritching are grooming activities. They help to dislodge loose fur and foreign objects and more evenly distribute protective oils, among other things. Primates are social groomers, and the human impulse to scritch is the legacy of our primate ancestors. We see an animal we like, even a dangerous one, and the monkey brain says "groom that thing".
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grist-fiend · 8 hours ago
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grist-fiend · 3 days ago
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one day i'll release some cool new game and just gaslight people into thinking it's been around forever. it's gonna be my whole marketing scheme. explore this beautiful world you know and love. isn't this nostalgic? collect all the creatures from your childhood. collect Squishnut your old pal Squishnut. you know him
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grist-fiend · 5 days ago
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by Lorraine Sorlet
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grist-fiend · 5 days ago
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sorry for lashing out at you dude. in my rage i mistook you for a piece of shit
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grist-fiend · 5 days ago
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when im playing a game alone and theres danger i am quiet and stoic, by necessity. when im playing with friends and theres danger i start screaming and sqwuaking like a chimp to communicate over long distance that there is danger and i am distressed. This is because humans are social animals who evolved to live in groups and signal to eachother when herobrine is there
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grist-fiend · 5 days ago
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hey guys I don’t have pronouns anymore I got the she/it beat out of me
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grist-fiend · 6 days ago
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By relatabledoodles
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grist-fiend · 6 days ago
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eating him
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grist-fiend · 6 days ago
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I crocheted a tiny, cowardly dog Courage!! ♥️
Pattern here!
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grist-fiend · 6 days ago
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I don't mean to be annoying about this + have no idea if this question has been asked before, so no pressure to respond.
I was wondering if these guys have names. I plan to put them on a gender poll blog I run but have no idea what to call them aside from "Cookie Clicker Wrath Cookie Rabbit #2"
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The last one seems like an Oculus or Sclera to me for the wrath bunnies.
that's Jibby Joopy Jemmy and Hups. the bottom row is the same guys but fucked-up ie. Fucked-Up Jibby, Fucked-Up Joopy etc
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