Me? masturbating instead of going to bed at a reasonable time? Absolutely 🙂
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love is stored in the garlic clove
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Get comfy
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I’m still a dumbass 🙃
sometimes life puts you in the same situation again to see if you’re still a dumbass
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I bet you’re tight as fuck
i mean yea i’m pretty cool
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why did we as a society stop putting gargoyles on everything. what fucking loser looked at a building and was like no actually this doesn’t need a horrid little creacher
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hello new followers welcome to the slut show
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this blog is by sluts, for sluts
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I kinda just want to know which of my mutuals would fuck me if they had the chance 👀
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A graceful jump
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