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glenn: you’re smiling, did something good happen?
y/n: can’t i just smile because i feel like it?
carl: spencer fell down the stairs.
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me when ghost
"I like this morally grey character with villainous motives and intentions because they've suffered unspeakable tragedy as a young person and have witnessed bigotry and hatred firsthand and I relate to them because of it and even though they're not going about it the right way their heart's in the right place" and "I like this morally grey character with villainous motives and intentions because they're hot" are ideas that can coexist
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“kill them with kindness” Wrong. CURSE OF RA 𓀀 𓀁 𓀂 𓀃 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆 𓀇 𓀈 𓀉 𓀊 𓀋 𓀌 𓀍 𓀎 𓀏 𓀐 𓀑 𓀒 𓀓 𓀔 𓀕 𓀖 𓀗 𓀘 𓀙 𓀚 𓀛 𓀜 𓀝 𓀞 𓀟 𓀠 𓀡 𓀢 𓀣 𓀤 𓀥 𓀦 𓀧 𓀨 𓀩 𓀪 𓀫 𓀬 𓀭 𓀮 𓀯 𓀰 𓀱 𓀲 𓀳 𓀴 𓀵 𓀶 𓀷 𓀸 𓀹 𓀺 𓀻 𓀼 𓀽 𓀾 𓀿 𓁀 𓁁 𓁂 𓁃 𓁄 𓁅 𓁆 𓁇 𓁈 𓁉 𓁊 𓁋 𓁌 𓁍 𓁎 𓁏 𓁐 𓁑 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆
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my grubhub being delivered by a wizard or some sort of apostle
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Relationship status:
Single
Taken
✅cursed & traumatized
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wghatever the fuck this genre of tweet is i cant fucking stop saying mein scheiss Hund as a vocal stim
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real
(at last night's queer cabaret)
person announcing the show: "now i don't want to see any heckling tonight, no racism, no sexism... none of the isms"
person in crowd: "what about autism?"
announcer: "yeah autism is fine"
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im a lil high and i have cilantro soap questions
if cilantro tastes like soap to some people why is it such an uncommon soap scent? I feel like things that taste like soap should be soap
before soap existed what did the soap gene cavemen say cilantrussy. hang on i have to stop this mid sentence because my phone autocorrected cilantro to cilantrussy which means i have previously typed that word out enough for my phone to think it’s a word and more of a word than cilantro. i have some inward reflection to do.
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Price: you don't know what propaganda actually is, do you?
Y/n: It's when a British person takes a good look at something
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DADDY DADDY LOOK *beatboxing intesifies*
MY NAME IS PHILIP
I AM A POET
I WROTE THIS POEM JUST TO SHOW IT
AND I
JUST TURNED NINE
YOU CAN WRITE RHYMES BUT YOU CAN’T WRITE MINE’
WHAT!
I PRACTICE FRENCH AND PLAY PIANO WITH MY MOTHER
I HAVE A SISTER BUT I WANT A LITTLE BROTHER
Okay XD
MY DADDY’S TRYNA START AMERICAS BANK
UN DEUX TROIS QUATRE CINQQQQQ
BRAVO!!
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STOP MAKING MY LIL AWKWARD NERDY BOYS BE CONFIDENT AND SO SURE OF THEMSELVES!!! I LIKE THEM BECAUSE THEY’RE NERDY NOT BECAUSE YOU FANFIC WRITERS MAKE THEM EGO MANIC ASSHOLES
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oh my god it’s been five months since i posted on this account last 💀
#carl grimes#the walking dead#twd#rick grimes#carl grimes supremacy#the owl house#grunge#klaus hargreeves#the umbrella academy#vintage
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Photo
“TS-19″ The Walking Dead S01E06 (2010), dir. Guy Ferland.
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