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im the prettiest canary in this mine

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i’m not aromantic but i believe in their beliefs

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"Love and a cough

cannot be concealed.

Even a small cough.

Even a small love."

As it's been said, Anne Sexton

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the demon wore her skin, asked questions that hurt him.

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Fly Agaric

Most people's favourite mushroom! Is it yours? I'd be interested to hear what your favourites are, especially if it's one I've not drawn before.

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We really went from "I would examine your food and drink more closely from now on" when recruiting Zevran to "An assassin took over our kitchen and sleeps in the larder and we're fine with that" with Lucanis, huh.

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taylor swift would release a 30th special edition of the tortured poets department to block the vampire lestats spot on the billboard chart and within 24 hrs travis kelce would go missing

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“beige flags” “trauma dump” “the ick” let me ask you this have you ever gone outside and marvelled at the beauty of the spider’s web

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if someone was willing to give you $1000, but you had to engage in an awkward email correspondence with them first, would you do it?

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If you became a vampire who did not need to breathe would you become aquatic?

the nature of vampire blogging is that every so often i have to dig up this post I made in like 2018

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put those awesome boobs away dude now isn't the time

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Sweet Sixteen at 9/11

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early to bed and early to rise leaves a man so fucked up that he dies

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Birthday gift great blue heron, watercolor and ink.

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Sorry i didnt know the differences between different metal subgenres... Do you still want head or... Oh... No thats fair ill leave, im sorry...

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youre not rocking with my wheat offering?????

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Everyone makes fun of the fandom bitches but every once in a while they drop "Tom Nook and Crazy Redd are divorced" and we all go "Yes. Of course. Absolutely."