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@isingofvioletsandaquill

I haven’t seen anyone post about this but here’s jerry’s original dialogue vs the remake!

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imagine you make microwave popcorn and by wild chance every single kernel has the same exact popping point and after like a minute in the microwave the bag instantly fills up with a single earsplitting gunshot noise would that be fucked up or what

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i don’t think mordecai and rigby were ever gay for each other but i do think many times rigby would be like dude if i was a girl would you want to fuck me and mordecai is like dude that’s weird. no. and rigby is all bent out of shape about it and in the middle of the night when they’re both trying to sleep he’s like why wouldn’t you fuck me if i was a girl. i’m cute right? or am i ugly and that’s why i’m single… and mordecai is like fine whatever i’d fuck girl you. stop bringing it up now. & the next day rigby is like fuck off muscle man i’m not ugly mordecai said he’d fuck girl me & then a portal opens to an alternate dimension where they’re genderbent like that adventure time episode and the voice of god is like mordecai you must make good on your word. fuck girl rigby.

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this is the funniest online overreaction ive seen and nothing will ever beat it

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*says a fact in a conversation and a wikipedia citation appears next to my head*

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dude im not applying to your job on squeamix dot com.

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wait ok mutuals what do you guys call your parents???????

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this text i got from my mom a few hours ago is so hysterical she doesnt even use peacock she literally went on it for the first time and Dickbreath the Mysterious awaited her with an outstretched finger

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Bear likes to swing

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Lion kneading/making biscuits

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30 Minute Speedpaints (6 of 9) - Diana Franco

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Tumblr users be like

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