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"Remember, remember the 5th of November" wasn't instructional it was like, a curse i think

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I just wanna know if love wins before America loses

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I’m annoyed now

You know why “vote blue no matter who” is being shoved everywhere??? You know why you can’t stop hearing about it??

It’s because you didn’t vote blue no matter who in 2016 and it got us Trump!!! It’s because Republicans ALWAYS vote Red no matter who it is and it gets them what they want. Grow up!!

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"We need more complex female characters" you guys can't even handle Chappell Roan, Real Life Woman with Boundaries

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this is a real deleted scene from revenge of the sith

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save me characters doing fucked up things out of self-preservation…..characters doing fucked up things out of self-preservation save me………..

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Sometimes I see some variety of North American Little Guy (opossum, raccoon, etc. ) and I’m like “okay”

BUT THEN I start thinking about how excited somebody from not-North-America would be to see this Guy. Like, would an Australian be excited to see the only marsupial not from their country? Are there raccoons in zoos on the other side of the world that are regarded as unique and exotic creatures? Idk but it’s made me more excited to see Guys in my area.

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four arms to do stuff with but only one braincell to control them

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i'm queuing this in july

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thinking about the hermitcraft multiverse again

thinking about the fact that only some of the hermits seem to be the same characters from previous seasons, while others seem to be completely new ones

thinking about false arriving in season 9 ready to meet up with gem again after leaving her behind, only to discover that this gem doesn’t seem to remember the moon crashing

thinking about pearl and etho casually making jokes about decked out 2, while tango sits there absolutely baffled trying to figure out what the heck they’re talking about

thinking about cub meeting up with scar each season to find out what scar he’s dealing with this time, and just how different he is from the last one

thinking about joe hills forgetting that they’re talking to a new cleo, and leaving her constantly confused after conversations, cause they can almost remember what he’s referencing, and yet she doesn’t

thinking about the hermit multiverse again, and how only some of them remember the past seasons, and how they take that

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All my mental disorders coming together perfectly to let me hyperfixate on Minecraft YouTubers

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ok but xB and Mumbo is a duo I didn’t know I needed, they’re both sooo giggly and non-confrontational but when they do get into an altercation they escalate it beyond all necessity. This is hilarious now because they’re trying to sue eachother and instead of just filling out the paperwork they’re throwing bricks through windows and leaving passive-aggressive signs over bases. They enable eachother sooo bad and are so wet cat while doing it <333

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One really interesting thing about this fandom (hermitcraft/life series) is that the characters have no depth. Like, yeah, you can project depth onto them while you’re watching or thinking about them. But, at a baseline level they are the ‘fun’ personas of people, which really isn’t anything at all.

This isn’t necessarily a bad thing in my opinion, but it does mean that every time that they’re written, you need to give them depth. In many fandoms, the characters come with it, when you’re reading a fic, they start with backstory and context from the moment you see their name on the screen. But with these people, you have to make them real manually. Because the only emotional context they can truly start with, is either the slivers that are actually there, or someone’s impressions from already being in the fandom space.

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grian "marine biology degree" grian and gemini "marine biology degree" tay are really have a fun time with their ocean themes this season

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etho getting a nosebleed from all the stress the labyrinth was causing him…..having to finish it with a tissue shoved up his nose…….etho i will never not love you

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Half-Foods v Mumbo Jumbo:

Maybe I'm just odd but the whole suit against Mumbo is my favorite ongoing storyline and the one thing I'm most excited for.

Been keeping tabs on its development over the past month or so and what makes it so funny to me is that unlike the previous court case of Cleo v Doc where Cleo was completely innocent and Doc was cartoonishly guilty. BOTH sides of this court case are playing dirty or have ulterior motives for pursuing the case.

It started as a noise complaint and then an environmental pollution complaint and we've seen Mumbo be completely unapologetic, doubling down on the noise and ignoring the contamination. He's throwing bricks through windows! we all know this. His talk with Joel and Scar show he's not above bribery or obfuscating the truth to save his ass.

Meanwhile Xb's been doing everything to get his case going. Opening up customer surveys hoping that just maybe with a little promise of a discount you'll complain about Mumbo's shop? *wink wink*. He chose Doc of all people to be his lawyer, who from the get go saw this case as a way of getting revenge on the legal system for sending him to skyblock prison and (claims to have) just passed the bar in florida for this opportunity. He's determined not to lose this case and has considered planting tnt under the courthouse as a contingency. "If the law fails a baseball bat never does". Keralis is there too and he's in it for the money, which he needs so he can gamble at Doc's underground gambling den. Doc is their lawyer. This isn't a conflict of interests its a car pile-up of interests.

Joe wants to be Mumbo's lawyer (fingers crossed) and is possibly the only one who may be involved who is squeaky clean in this mess.