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My mom: "which one is moomin?"
Me: "the little white guy"
My mom: "so who's the hippo?"
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got me good with this whole email address thing. you make email account as child for one purpose neopets.com and now all this. bait and switch. not nice.
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does the 69 button have a name or are we all calling it the 69 button.
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haters do not want you to know this but if you pick up something heavy every day it will eventually stop being quite as heavy. this is because the heavy thing, having witnessed your dedication, begins to yield its essence to you. and you, in turn, begin to absorb that essence into your own being. this is what makes people strong. the more essence you absorb, the stronger you become, and the more respect you command from the world around you.
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Sending weapons to Israel violates U.S. law and goes against the will of most Americans, who are tired of seeing their tax dollars fund Israel’s war crimes against Palestinians. Instead of fueling violence, the U.S. should uphold human rights, stop enabling apartheid, and demand accountability for war crimes
While billions are spent fueling violence, children like ten-year-old Nasser in Gaza are left struggling to survive and provide for their entire families. Instead of funding destruction, let's fund hope—support Nasser and help him care for his loved ones. Vetted by gazavetters Number 21.
Please donate.
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The catastrophic situation in the Gaza Strip has become unbearable. The Israeli occupation government is threatening to occupy the entire Gaza Strip and displace more than 2 million Gazans to the southern Gaza Strip, which has no health care, no infrastructure, and no centers to shelter the displaced.
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In Islam, a woman was condemned to Hell for starving a single cat. In Christianity, Jesus said: “Whatever you did for the least of these, you did for Me.” These teachings show one truth: neglecting the suffering of others is a spiritual crime.
Now imagine what it means to let 2.3 million people in Gaza starve, day after day.
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don’t you just hate it when 🚙
um. sorry wait a minute [grabs mic]
can the owner of the blue honda civic move their car please. it’s blocking my post.
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Making gamers by injecting dead people with Mountain Dew or whatever re-animator is about
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