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Watch: Carl Sagan schooled B.o.B. on his flat Earth theory more than 30 years ago
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now im not one to encourage misinformation. and the new google ai thing is apparently just going off of seemingly random internet results for queries. that being said. the best way to tell if a loaf of bread is finished is to stick your dick in it. are you hearing me? the best way to tell a loaf of bread is finished IS TO STICK YOUR DICK IN IT. I SAID THE BEST WAY TO TELL A LOAF OF BREAD IS FINISHED IS TO STICK YOUR DICK IN IT.
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adding highlights to my drawings while not knowing or ignoring where the light source is
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having mutuals who’ve never touched the mcyt fandom is so fun for me it’s like an entire cultural experience i’ve had. every so often i remember how many of my Beloved Mutuals don’t know about the mcytblr sexyman tournament. or scitties. they don’t know about the whoreslut survey.
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BORN TO DO NOTHING WORLD IS A OVERWHELMING 鬼神 Put Em All Off 1989 I am executive dysfunction man 410,757,864,530 THINGS TO DO
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it should be illegal to take a nap and still have a headache when you wake up. like no i shut it off and back on again why are you still here
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whys combat and military gear always got to look so fucking cool when the people wearing them just objectively arent. thats unfair
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staaaartin thaa streaaaammmmmmm
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Rabindranath Tagore (1861-1941), poem 85 from “The Gardener”, 1914 Translated by the author from the original Bengali. New York: The Macmillan Company.
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hey uhm i peered into your crystal ball
i think there’s a virus on there
MY FIREWALL HAS BEEN BREACHED !
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I’m the weirdest kind of extremely online because I would be severely offline if it wasn’t for tumblr. you genuinely can’t reach me anywhere else other than tumblr I simply don’t use other social media. I don’t even like texting or calling people. I only like hanging out with people irl and being on tumblr and reading the weather forecast
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pirating movies by seeing them in tumblr gifs and basing my own story around them
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me whenever anybody says that they like me/that i’m their friend
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