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Eddie Munson Headcanons pt.4

Part one here, Part two here, Part three here

Didn’t learn to swim until he was 18

His favourite starbursts are red and orange but he prefers the orange ones

His middle name is Wayne (it is. It. Is. I don’t want to hear it, it is canon to me)

Makes little things out of gum and candy wrappers, like boats, little people and hats. He keeps them all on his bedside-table because he is extremely proud of them.

As a kid he wanted to be a superhero when he grew up. So Wayne made him his superhero suit, mask and cape, the whole nine yards.

He stayed in that suit for a solid two weeks, slept in it too. Wayne couldn’t get him out of it. I mean, he had to save the city after all.

His fingers have been covered in bandaids multiple times from playing guitar nonstop, he doesn’t stop even after he bleeds. He’s got to get it perfect.

He hates spiders, absolutely hates them. Screams when he sees them and jumps on the highest surface possible.

But he’ll eventually tough it out and get a rolled up magazine or newspaper and swat at it timidly until he’s sure it’s dead. (Hits it an extra few times for good measure) And he feels like the king of the world afterwards, he could take on anything.

His ceiling has posters on it, after he ran out of space on his walls he moved onto his ceiling. It felt empty anyway, and he couldn’t let the posters just rot away and not be put to good use.

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nobody asked but gallavich as cats

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it's the Catholic guilt, Foggy, there's no stopping it.

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pov ur about to become a victim of medical malpractice

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Eddie Munson Headcanons pt.3

Part 1 here, part 2 here

Is terrible at math (Ms. O’Donnell taught math)

He’s actually really good at science, it’s his favorite subject

But actually he just likes to blow things up in chemistry

Proceeded to get escorted out of chemistry after blowing something up

He used his time in art to work on his campaigns; drawing out maps and characters. Always got an A, might I add

Has snapped so many pencils while attempting to do math

(Modern AU) Loved Donnie Darko and dressed up as Frank for Halloween one year

Sleeps like a star fish and wakes up with his blanket kicked on the floor along with himself

Says “pew, pew, pew” when playing games at the arcade, he has many sound effects

He loves hot chocolate but he won’t drink it unless it has mini marshmallows in it. He loves those little guys

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Authors note:

Please let me know if you guys want to see more of these, because trust me, I will keep them coming. I could also do some for other characters 🫣

-Iz <3

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when dew does the thing. rb if you agree

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Eddie Munson Headcanons pt. 2

Part 1 here

Can not pack a good lunch for his life.

 Has some of Wayne’s flannels in his closet that he wears on occasion

Has to check if he’s Spider-Man every time he has an ounce of good reflexes

Has the humor of a five year old boy

Clumsy. Clumsy. CLUMSY. the clumsiest man alive.

Chews on his pencils.

Clutches his pillow while he sleeps

When he gets sick he’s pathetic, nose all red from all the tissues he’s been using, dirty tissues all over the floor, empty soup bowl on his side table along with two empty tissue boxes, wraps himself in a blanket to get up.

Eddie is perpetually cold. Why do you think he wears so many layers? He’s always cold

(Modern Au) Wayne bought Eddie guitar hero when he was a kid and that’s why he got so into music

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Daryl Dixon would fuck up some Fuddruckers

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Eddie Munson Headcannons

Part 2 here, part 3 here

There are countless numbers of empty duck tape roles in the back of the van because he slaps duck tape on whatever he can’t fix.

Is a firm believer in the five second rule.

He’s dressed up as Dracula for Halloween countless times and every time he walks around with the cape over his face saying “I vant to suck your blood!”

Likes pickles

Drools when he sleeps and wipes it on his shirt when he wakes up.

Sometimes stays up late waiting for Wayne to get home so they can eat dinner together.

Pokes his tongue out at people when they make fun of him, especially Jason.

Head bangs at everything, even if it’s literal classical music.

Paints his nails but picks at it when he’s nervous.

 Sits cross legged like 2 inches away from the tv when he’s watching something he really likes.

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It’s the Danny war bitch‼️😼

Edit by yours truly 🫶🏻❤️

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sure he’s a narcissist asshole with severe mommy issues but he’d make me laugh and let me play with his hair if i was crying

*SLIPPING THROUGH MY FINGERS ALL THE TIME*

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Placebos cover of Running Up That Hill is in the first episode of The Vampire Diaries 👀 how have I not realized until now.

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Take aways from the new Danny interview

Jake is the best cook, "from pasta to making a soup that takes 3 days"

Josh is the most particular about the band

Danny and Sam can read music Josh and Jake cannot but they say it's really not something they have to do alot

Heat Above was written 6 or 7 years before TBAGG and is the oldest song on the album

At camp fires Danny will either play on a cardboard box and bang on that or usually will play guitar

"I'm not a brother by blood but I am a brother."

They all stink after a show and all their wardrobe stinks.

Sam and Josh wash their feet right after a show and they all shower after to try and ground themselves (like duh but thank god)

Danny hasn't really Googled himself besides to see if they have his height right and when their tour dates are because he forgets

The boys had Thanksgiving together during the pandemic

Metallica is super fuckin nice

Describes himself as the most introverted in the band and is nervous to go up and introduce himself to big time artists at festivals (like girl me too I'd be so scared)

They enjoy making music videos alot (didn't say anything about any new ones or broken bells)

"New music is coming sooner than you think"

I love Danny omg he's so polite and sweet and I wanna kiss him all over.

https://youtu.be/AQnevMMLUKQ