Photo
Doofenshmirtz voice: Perry the Grine Falcon?
Peregrine falcon. Taken by Ruaidhri Cromwell, 2012.
768 notes
·
View notes
Text
SING US A SONG, YOU'RE THE PHANTOM MAN.
SING US A SING TONIGHT.
CAUSE WE'RE ALL IN THE MOOD FOR A MELODY
MAKING THE MUSIC OF THE NIGHT.

72 notes
·
View notes
Text
Orson Wellwellwelles.
f for fake, 1973, orson welles
810 notes
·
View notes
Text

Look upon us with blessings, toy store Hiroshima silhouette Spider-Man.
1 note
·
View note
Photo

Joker was crafty.
The Craft (1996) dir. Andrew Fleming
2K notes
·
View notes
Text

off to my job as a speech therapist hope i don’t get musically tortured by two tap dancing homosexuals
16K notes
·
View notes
Text
Tumblr is just a nice little place where you can take off your ‘real person’ face and roll around in piles of garbage tailored to your unhinged hyperfocus five minutes before you stand up and go back to your zoom meeting
124K notes
·
View notes
Text
I am old, and I can attest that the first post is simply not true. At all. You must not hold it as fact. Neither Sisyphus nor Walter White had been created when I was in fifth grade.
listen to me. listen. your actual job in life, and it sucks that your 5th grader teacher didnt explain this adequately enough, is to ask for help when you need it and to accept charity when it would take a weight from your shoulders. Otherwise you end up like Sisyphus- or even worse, Walter White
108K notes
·
View notes
Text
Catty tart Talos is prime MCU.
Captain Marvel (2019), dir. Anna Boden & Ryan Fleck
1K notes
·
View notes
Text
Now we need an executive order where everyone who wears glasses is denied by the government. People who can't see well need to come to terms with how God made them. Every squint is an affront to your maker. Crash into cabinets as your Lord intended. Stub for Christ, you ingrates.
#bifocals? BIfocals? You sickies and your wandering eyes#i have a lazy eye which somehow also steal your job
4 notes
·
View notes
Text
How many takes did these actors need? Three dozen?
3K notes
·
View notes
Text
Mel Brooks's writing too.

Behold. The super serious and realistic ultimate marvel universe.
20 notes
·
View notes
Text
My wife couldn't remember his name, but she tried to describe him, and that's how he became Doctor Carcrash Badhands.

5 notes
·
View notes
Text
A friend who knows very much more about manga than I do recommended a series to try called Witch Hat Atelier, and that was a home run call. It uses witchcraft as an analogy for the love and discipline of drawing. It's clever and cute. I have only read the first volume, and I had to draw the flying spell. I hope to read more as soon as I can.

5 notes
·
View notes