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(After Crowley broke the sixth cup, some restrictions had to be put in place)

So, a few people suggested a snake Crowley, and the idea was just too good to pass up.

Also, I didn’t know what to do with the blank space, so I filled it with some doodles

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i can't be the only one who's just straight-up ... bored with women hating themselves. my mom keeps lamenting to me how upset she is about her gray hair. my friend stares at her laugh lines every day in agony. my sister loses sleep over the horrible unbearable thought of looking fat. and every time these women i love open up to me, i can't help but think ... then stop staring at yourself? stop drowning yourself, narcissus, and just fucking live your life instead of sitting in front of a mirror obeying cosmetic corporations' lies. just stop it. this is getting ridiculous. you're too smart to be falling for this bullshit. "oh no but these men who hate women told me that if i'm ugly i'm worthless!" girl if you actually believe that then good luck. but i am getting worse at being supportive of people whose nonsense worldviews keep them trapped in pain. stop looking at yourself start fucking living i am pleading you deserve to be happy and it is stupid that you disagree

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Well. That’s it boys. Time for me to pack it up and stop shipping something I’ve shipped for a decade because other fans don’t like happiness. Sad ending only!

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This had me IN TEARS from laughing so hard. This is my cover photo on Facebook. I do look really good in this photo from 1941 when I was Fell the Marvellous at the Windmill Theater in London. I managed to pull off the deadly "Bullet Catch" trick without using any real miracles—I'm an angel, of course. I also saved my best friend from getting fired or, more accurately, thrown IN the fire, seeing as how he's a demon and all. To be recognized as the beautiful damsel I am by this definitely real General who is not fake and certainly not a bot or hacker really makes me feel seen. I am definitely trying to attract all men, even the married ones. It's like he just GETS ME. I should definitely message him, right?

Me after getting this message from the General:

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every day i think about the cat on twitter who looks more like a scheming eunuch than any creature has ever looked

monkey i love you beloved little freak i would die for you

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then you come, and you are quiet, like the garden

-Amy Lowell, The Garden By Moonlight

very delayed prompt fill for some long hair crowley, hair braiding and innocent affection 🩷

tumblr crunched the quality a bit, so there is a closeup under the cut ✨

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wow look at them go

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All the I LOVE YOUs Aziraphale didn't say

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Just one question

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Based on a conversation I had recently….

Pan 1: Flock of geese fly in formation noisily overhead.

Pan 2:

Crowley: Do you think they talk to each other the whole time?

Pan 3:

Aziraphale: They must do. What else do you do on a long journey?

Crowley: The original “Are we there yet?”

Pan 4:

Crowley *Goose babblings*

Aziraphale *ANGRY HONK*

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Good Omens + Text Posts

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all of tumblr: we fucking hate bots

also tumblr:

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I Won't Hurt You

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all of the posters for the new season have been SO pretty i’m obsessed with all of these ❤️❤️

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It's Autism Acceptance month, so I want to share some thoughts about my autistic traits.

Big changes are coming to our life, and I'm trying to express what I'm feeling right now.

If you have similar or different neurodivergent experience, I'm very curious to hear about it! 🩵

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rest in fucking pieces, mr. darcy