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sometimes a theme recurs in your work without your permission. and sometimes it reaches a threshold where you're like. well now i think this is saying something about me against my will. don't know what though
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20k now. still drafting and outlining new story beats as i go along. editing this might actually kill me. roped two friends into betaing for me as i write because asking them to do it once i finish will likely take weeks.
this oneshot ive been writing since december is ballooning out of control send help im not even halfway through and its 12k+ words already
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theres a popular brand in canada called no name brand and it manufactures everything you can imagine in a grocery store and it kind of makes me feel like im in a world no one bothered to do much world building for
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hes so cute i need to see him half dead havinf a violent mental breakdown on the floor
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Do you have any reference colours for your human yellow design because I may or may not be colouring some of your doodles and I wanna make it accurate to your designs 👀
FOR YOU GOOD SIR
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Never ever ever eat raw white onion and then smoke cigarette.
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go white boy goooo
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Thank you @mothercain for perverts i can finally complete this
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dungeons and dragons is so fun. what do you mean i get to have a heartfelt romance in one moment and then ten minutes later im trying to negotiate a hostage situation while forgetting i have calm emotions spell
#everyone booed me after i said ‘fuck i forgot my spells’#dnd#also don’t trip it’s a-me! grey!!! just changed my icon image to something that’s represnts my soul
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americans pleeease. please kill elon musk 🙏🙏🥺😔😩🙏 americans! please. Please !!! kill elon musk. don't you remember gun.. ? bang bang ? your favorite game..? Americans... please. 😔🙏 have you forgotten your local deity, captain america: kill nazis??? americans !! I know you can do it 🥺🙏 please americans..
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Sexiest Podcast Character 2024 — Scripted Undefeated Bracket — Round 2
Propaganda
John Doe (Malevolent):
A fragment of the Eldritch Deity that has gained independence, attached to possibly the world's most pathetic man. Also have you heard his voice
Bryony Halbech (Red Valley):
Dr. Bryony Halbech is someone who's very dedicated to her research even so far as to killing multiple people and purposefully causing the suffering of others to gather scientific data. She DOES NOT hesitate to kill anyone who stands in her way and WILL make you saw cryonically preserved bodies with her, can you think of anyone sexier than that?
The choice is clear. Bryony Halbech is the kind of woman you’d let do highly illegal things to your body and mind
Additional propaganda below the cut:
John Doe (Malevolent):
his voice is jsut. really good
Bryony Halbech (Red Valley):
#is she pure evil and has committed hundreds of atrocities #yes.... #she's still hot tho
#everyone vote for our cancelled wife
#bryony 😳
#BRYONY!!!
#BRYONY SWEEP #I STAND WITH MY CANCELLED WIFE
#BRYONY MY EVIL SCIENTIST WIFE
#HALBECH SWEEP
#Bryony Halbech the evil scientist that you are... #sigh okay I'll vote for her
Absolutely. yes. Bryony Halbech ❤️ #evil medical malpractice wife #she's a monster #i love her for it #i support womens rights and womens wrongs
#BRYONY HALBECH
#my unethical science wife i love her
#shes awful but BRYONY FUCKING HALBECH SWEEP!!!!!
#YOU GET IT
#WHAT IVE BEEN SAYNG#I WOULD LET HER COMMIT MEDICAL ATROCITIES ON ME !!!!!!!!!!1
#morally questionable women in stem 🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶
#I SUPPORT WOMAN'S WRONGS!!!!!!!!!!!#vote bryony <3
#bryonyyy baby just a chaaance
#i love you women who are fucked up and evil. what if we kissed and we were covered in blood. what would you even do
This is propaganda for all the female characters. Voters please remember how pretty all women are and factor that into every single vote you make. Thank you.
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I am so sorry @arthur-lesters-right-arm I could not find the original post but I have been thinking about this since the moment I saw it
Also can't tell if the colors make sense my tablet was in nighttime mode so glhf viewing this
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Yearning for someone who doesn't exist
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being someone who's passionate about their interests when you're a horror fan really is a special layer of hell because every interaction you have with another person where the conversation turns to your hobbies and personal entertainments is a trial where if you show too much unrepentant glee at getting an opportunity to talk about your preferred subject you get to watch them mentally move you onto their list of untrustworthy individuals to avoid in the future in real time
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