Grey/Adult/ They-them/ Writer-disaster extraordinaire https://archiveofourown.org/users/green_tea_and_honey
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writing isnt even like a hobby to me anymore its just that theres images trapped in my head and if i dont get them out fast enough they start rotting in there and stinking up the place
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The funniest homophobia I ever experienced was a Mormon lady at my work telling me she would accept me being gay because we have to get along as coworkers but I really should consider not being gay because gay people have sex like animals (especially gay men) and she just couldn't stop thinking about it and how gross we are. She started really getting distressed, near tears, and saying 'I can't stop thinking about it. I can't stop." over and over and miming some kind of sex acts with her hands and I was like ?????? What is happening???? One of the other Mormon ladies had to come over and pat her on the back and help her sit down to help her calm down and our boss gave her the afternoon off due to being too upset to work.
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scooter when i’m cooking something that will kill him dead
scooter loves hanging out in the kitchen when i’m trying to make food, staring up at me with a little pleading face. i tell him “no, not for kitties” and he looks at me and beeps as if to say “but….it could be for kitties. if we believed in ourselves…”
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Alright pal, one more wisecrack out of you and I'm covering the land in eternal night
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Wanted to animate to this audio for a while so heres some fun relativity falls ford and fiddleford stuff
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scooter loves hanging out in the kitchen when i’m trying to make food, staring up at me with a little pleading face. i tell him “no, not for kitties” and he looks at me and beeps as if to say “but….it could be for kitties. if we believed in ourselves…”
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Arthur and his critter
#personally i think he looks like a very trustworthy character#not the weird blonde guy tho i think we should throw rocks at him#malevolent
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#reblogging again because everytime i think of this comic i start laughing and cant stop#gravity falls
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i got high the other night and put on adventure time because it seemed like a good show to watch and i was just letting it play through and i ended up upon the lemongrab episode where they’re starving and they keep making lemon dudes and yall. i don’t think i’ve been more anxious in my life
#every time someone screamed ‘UNACCEPTABLEEEE’ my heart started pounding#and they stress me out sober and on a good day#adventure time
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I’d forgotten there was a koko the talking gorilla episode of x-files…it really was the nineties back in the nineties
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salmon and gar funkel is what the guys who did bridge over troubled water would be called in the world where everyone has fish names
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polycule where one guy has an “i can fix him” mindset and another guy has an “i can make him worse” mindset about the same third guy. net zero moral change
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honestly the best part of seeing alien romulus was slowly realizing “holy shit. this movie rules”
#I DONT GET PLESANTLY SURPRISED BY MOVIES THESE DAYS#it was nice 💚#ily alien#alien franchise#alien romulus#i can’t wait to watch it with my dad over thanksgiving
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Is he stupid on purpose?
#gay people will have one bad situationship breakup and start a cult#pack it UP viktor from arcane 🙄#gravity falls
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Commenting positively on fic like
Unfamiliar author: wow I loved this!
Author you’ve interacted with before: you killed me, I’m dead
Author who’s your friend: I hate you
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