My name is Alex! EPTX, hella queer.I like wastewater and memes.
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the difference between like 2018 and 2022 is like a whole micro century.
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“this pillow works better if your a back sleeper” bitch I’m a rotisserie chicken sleeper I don’t stop turning until sleep rips me forcefully from this world
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cant believe nessie is rly a 34 yr old accountant from akron, ohio
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I love when I realize that I’m handling a situation better than my old self would have.
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hearing the word ‘salty’ in it’s original context is so weird now bc someone could literally just say ‘these pringles are so salty’ and I’ll just be thinking damn who’ve those pringles been vagueing about now
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may your next ibuprofen take effect swiftly and noticeably
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