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PEOPLE WERENT KIDDING ABOUT MERLIN

"He is your destiny"

"a half cannot hate that which makes it whole"

WHAT

It's only been 2 episodes

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I can’t believe this needs to be said, but the rich are not doing you a service by employing you. They require you. Everything they have is contingent on the fact that you work for them and do what they say. Without you, the rich have literally nothing. Workers have power over the entire economy.

It is actually workers doing a major service to their employers by not unionizing and not starting a revolution, since literally the only thing workers need to do to grind the entire economy to a halt is put their hands behind their back and stop working. That is it. Workers could crash the entire machine in one moment if they wanted.

Stop calling them “job creators.” They aren’t. They literally require you. But you dont require them. You are wealth creators. And you have the power to take it back whenever you want. You just have to organize.

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Honestly? My main piece of advice for writing well-rounded characters is to make them a little bit lame. No real living person is 100% cool and suave 100% of the time. Everyone's a little awkward sometimes, or gets too excited about something goofy, or has a silly fear, or laughs about stupid things. Being a bit of a loser is an incurable part of the human condition. Utilize that in your writing.

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i spoke to a music business person and they said i should try to stay relevant by posting things that seem intimate yet relatable to fans in a way that makes them feel like we're connecting on a deep level, so just letting you guys know i did a really good cum yesterday hope that makes you stream my song <3

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Yes I like fictional characters a very normal amount. Don’t look at my blog.

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How do we feel about crops? Any crop enjoyers here?

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here i am, normal as the day, only to double-take from arthur’s choice of words here

He doesn’t say “no man is worth crying over.”

He says, “no man is worth your tears.”

Your tears. Your pain, Merlin. No one is ever worth a single drop of sadness from your beautiful eyes.

Not even me.

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someone draw this as gyatso and aang im begging you pleaseeee

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I just love the amount of curse words we have in this fuckass language known as finnish, so i've taken it upon myself to translate the more common ones for fun

Perkele- the iconic one lol. There's no direct counterpart in english, but i'd translate it to "fucking hell" for example

Vittu- fuck, also means female genitalia

Helvetti- hell, tho could also be translated as fuck

Saatana- direct translation is satan, but i'd also translate this to fucking hell

Hitto, hemmetti, helkkari- damn, damn it

Paska- shit

Ämmä- bitch

Jumalauta- a shortened form of "jumala auta" meaning "god help". It'd be goddamn, but i also prefer to translate it to god fucking dammit when stronger impact is needed

Aa you can see, there's so many lovely options to choose from when you just wanna god fucking dammit fucking hell fuck bitch fuck shit shit shit shit fucking fuck

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hey so last night i was looking for charming teddy bears, and what should have been a just and noble quest devolved into a horrible discovery:

for around 200 big ones, you can purchase a teddy bear with the body of a man and the eyes of a creature that knows it should not exist

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Executive chef at a top Thai restaurant tells Gordon Ramsay that his Pad Thai is trash [x]

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this scene will haunt me till my dying day... ok, let me explain this:

we get absolutely gutwrenching lines from merlin and nothing but complete confusion from arthur....

and then of course this iconic interaction:

The whole scene is equal parts funny and heart-shattering, because Merlin is saying goodbye to the love of his life Arthur, preparing to sacrifice himself, while Arthur just has no clue whatsoever about what is going on and is very confused by Merlin's sincerity.

truly one of the scenes of all time...

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shirt that says "i love redundancy!" on the front and on the back it says "i love redundancy!"

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i dont care if mondays rife,tuesday qednesday full of strife, thursday fuck my baka life, its friday im in sucks

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At the moment how I feel

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obsessed with how fixable society is, on a structural level.

obsessed with how all you need to do is throw money at public education and eliminate most standardized testing and you will start getting smarter, more engaged, kinder adults. obsessed with how giving people safe housing, reliable access to good food, and decent wages dramatically reduces drug overdoses and gun violence. obsessed with how much people actually want to get together and fix infrastructure, invent new ways of helping each other, and create global ways of living sustainably once you give them livable pay to do so. obsessed with how tracking diseases, developing medicines, and improving public health becomes so much easier when you just make healthcare free at point of use.

obsessed with how easy it all becomes, if we can just figure out how to wrench the wealth out of the hands of the hoarders.