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skittle tournaments (crushing skittles against each other between your fingers and eating the loser to find the strongest skittle) is brutal, deeply sexual, and corrosively toxic yuri.

to me.

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“im gay” “im straight”

okay? my name is inigo montoya? you killed my father? prepare to die?

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Is a clitoral hood really a foreskin?

Yeah. It's even called the clitoral foreskin as well.

There are slight common differences from the penile foreskin but it's literally just another type of foreskin as far as I've studied, so that's not surprising.

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Don't blaze your pride posts. Don't fucking give money to the tgirl harassment staff during fucking pride month.

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happy pride to all you weevils out there! x

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I've got two blogs with a white question mark on a black background on my dash, it causes no end of mix-ups.

There’s another blog I always see on my dash that has a similar but spiky icon and almost only makes banger horny posts and whenever I see them for a second I’m like ‘wait did I make a very revealing yet very high quality post last night’

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Baba like dragons?

DRAGON IS FAVORITE

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Who was gonna tell me that the internet was invented before chicken tenders?????

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"That day, she was amazed to discover that when he was saying "As you wish", what he meant was, "I love you." And even more amazing was the day she realized she truly loved him back." - The Princess Bride (1987)

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Funny looking banana

(via)

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it’s crazy how different you get treated in a mask but what really gets me is that when people ask why I’m masking, I’ve stopped saying I’m immunodeficient and started saying I have an immunodeficient family member at home. I am not exaggerating when I tell you this has 100% improved every single encounter I’ve had with anti-maskers. i’m not exaggerating in the slightest.

i used to tell people i’m immunodeficient and they’d ask invasive questions about my diagnosis, whether my parents kept my childhood overly sterile, whether I was vaccinated as a child (with the implication that it would have been bad if I were).

Now that I say I have an immunodeficient family member at home, people smile knowingly and say, “oh, well you do what you have to do,” and “my mom went through chemo. I remember how hard it was to do all the precautions” and “that’s so kind of you.”

if i tell someone i mask because i’m disabled, i’m assumed to be the weak link in our society, a burden to my family.

if i tell someone i mask to protect a disabled family member, i become the burdened, compassionate caretaker deserving of sympathy. how sad that i must limit myself to protect someone i love. how heroic that i choose to do so.

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“You shouldn’t glorify violence in your stories” well I’m glorifying it. Sexualizing it even.

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dyke march, 2025

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