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I loved being a witch

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“You are responsible for the minors in your fandom!!!”

No, I’m fucking not. I’m not your parent. My past-times do not automatically sign me up to act in loco parentis. If you need someone else to monitor your own content consumption online, go get mommy and/or daddy to set up a content blocker on your computer.

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Oh to be a small town girl who wanders into the sexy Vampire's castle

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growth spurt

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this is honestly how canon kh3 went and they still try to gaslight us that soriku isn't a thing smh.

Maybe someday Sora will figure out why he wants Riku to call him this bad… 👀

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AU where they both died and now have to cooperate to get their bodies back but lqg is too busy having a crisis to be useful

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Redwall art envisioned as an 80's animated film look. (Milt Kahl / Don Bluth) --- I know nothing abt Redwall. I havent read the books and know very VERY little of its lore. Years ago I remember seeing a tv series but never finished it.

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I know "60s housewives who invented slash fanfiction" has taken on a life of its own as a phrase, but Kirk/Spock didn't really exist until the 70s and THOSE WOMEN HAD JOBS. They were teachers and librarians and bookkeepers and scientists and they damn well spent their own money going to conventions, printing zines, buying fanart and making fandom happen. Put some respect on their names.

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This website is too mobile focused these days. Reblog and tell me what your desktop/laptop background is.

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okay yeah, this I just had no idea how to say it, as an asexual even I'm like ???

The world exists in such a baffling state of simultaneous sex-aversion and sex-hegemony. Every social platform on the internet is trying to banish sex workers to the shadow realm but I can't post a tweet without at least two bots replying P U S S Y I N B I O. People are self-censoring sex to seggs and $3× but every other ad you see is still filled with half-naked women. Rightwingers want queer people arrested for so much as existing in the same postal code as a child and are also drumming up a moral panic about how teenage boys aren't getting laid enough. I feel like I'm losing my mind.

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Stolen Sanguine AU// aka Vlad totally isn't a child stealing lunatic slighted by a betrayal in his past// aka a tale of two siblings; a human kidnapped & protectively raised by an obsessive vampire, and a vampire turned right under the noses of his equally obsessive vampire hunter parents.

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Tulips + stars

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oh, please don’t go!

i’ll eat you up i love you so!

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deadpool looks beautiful and stunning when compared to...those screens.

Disney: This is why we need you Wade!

Deadpool: But do I need you?

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forgot to share my svsss doodles on here!! immediately just wanted to draw LBH first and foremost

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hey guys. why so quiet about this one?