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why isnt there an italian overwatch hero

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The story of British Airways Flight 009.

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Lol not you calling people losers when your list of pronouns is a fucking wizard chant

this is supposed to be hate . i think . the thing is this is so goddamn funny actually . wizard of fucking neopronouns, BITCH!

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Submerging an Italian in olive oil like you would an Evangelion pilot in LCL so they can operate at maximum psychological capacity

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Imagine an alien sharing a cool human fact they just learned like ”hey guys did you know that the silvery markings on humans actually aren’t true stripes? They’re called stretch marks, they happen when the human is growing fast enough to actually outgrow their skin, which is apparently something that just fucking happens to almost all of them at some point of their life.”

and another one is like ”wait so you’re saying humans don’t have stripes.”

”actually they do, but the stripes are invisible. There’s genetic code that’d give them stripes but they’re just the same colour as the rest of the skin. So the visible stripes are not real stripes and the real stripes are invisible.”

”I swear if you tell me one more weird human thing today I’m beating your ass.”

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Mary Fedden (British, 1915–2012)

Black Cat and Plant, 1982

Gouache

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This videos shows how high you would be able to jump on each planet of our Solar System!

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Chicken Church in Indonesia

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i love it when italians argue about italian. like we don’t even know how our language really works we just roll with it

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toxins and sludge toxins and sludge im a little lad who loves toxins and sludge

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idea: scene with two characters eagerly stripping each other clearly about to bone, but they keep getting interrupted by finding carefully concealed weapons in each other’s clothing, so they keep just unholstering, revealing and unstrapping increasingly ludicrous amounts of hidden guns and knives as the clothes come off, and it’s lowkey killing the mood a little

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