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this has reduced me to tears

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*sighs and brings out this image for the millionth tine*

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I need to recharge myself. Do you want to use this?

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A little bit of girlboss in my life

A little bit of gaslight by my side

A little bit of gatekeep is what i need

A little bit of gaybait is all i see

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thats just the way the pussy crumbles

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You look like a white Lin Manuel Miranda.

Turn off anon I just want to burn you to a crisp with hell fire

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problemlerimin kendi kendine çözülmesini bekliyorum

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I haven’t seen anyone mention the greatest cultural impact Yahoo Answers made yet

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RIP yahoo answers

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France (derogatory)

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one time this nondescript guy came into my dunkin donuts and ordered a small black coffee with blueberry flavor shot, and for some reason that peculiar order stuck with me so much that when, seven months later, i saw him in the parking lot walking towards the door, i quickly made a small black coffee with blueberry flavor shot. he ordered it and i was already holding it. 

i would describe his demeanor that second time as “incredulous”

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Responding to a pandemic in the world’s wealthiest and most powerful nation:

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