greeneyedvamp

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bingewatching will never come close to bingereading. there is nothing like blocking out the entire Earth for ten hours to read a book in one sitting no food no water no shower no bra and emerging at the end with no idea what time it is or where you are, a dried-up prune that's sensitive to light and loud noises because you've been in your room in the dark reading by the glow of a single LED. it's like coming back after a three-month vacation in another dimension and now you have to go downstairs and make dinner. absolutely transcendental

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body goals: rotting in the ground

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"the narcoleptic comforts of our epistemophiliac business as usual"

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I forget that most people ship things because they want characters to be in a happy relationship and not because they want them to have weird sex things with atrocious psychological consequences

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Hannibal / Hieronymus Bosch, The Garden of Earthly Delights (right panel, details), c. 1490-1510

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Chicago graffiti artists out here tagging like a 2019 Tumblr shitposter.

[ID: A nighttime photo of a Chicago street featuring a steel El train track support beam; it is painted black and tagged in orange, reading "Growth Kills, Try Decay".]

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WHAT REMAINS OF EDITH FINCH

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everyone who likes less violent horror than me is a wimp. everyone who likes more violent horror than me is a freak. the optimal amount of violence in a horror movie is the amount of violence i, personally, prefer

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Might rewatch season 1 of hannibal and finally finish the series just so i can make an insane ass compare and contrast essay of Will Graham and Paul Feischer and Hannibal and Julian Fromme.

Purely for enjoyment of me, my sole target audience.

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Bedelia I could never hate you

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My latest cartoon for @GuardianBooks.