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there will never be another headline that comes close to comparing with this

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Filfendor's past as a mother vs present as a father

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Edmund Marion Ashe (American, 1876-1941) - The Bachelor Girls' Christmas

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IDGAF if the women in my fiction are empowering or aspirational, I'm an adult, I don't need role models, I want the women in my fiction to be interesting, and if that involves being pathetic, hypocritical, amoral, or trapped in a delightfully dysfunctional relationship so be it

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This is how Feywild gets you

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Baby kraken from the Styes

He was adopted by two aboleths and hopefully together they'll build a happy and completely harmless family

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Iris Collett (British, b. 1938) - Cat and Teddy Bear under the Christmas Tree

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Filfendor Eilren, eladrin duke ruling the Feywild realm of Emerald Bays

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THE ARABIAN SAND BOA LOOKS LIKE A SOCK PUPPET I CAN’T BREATHE.

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I was the dm for this game and let me tell you, despite the maid outfit, that mind flayer almost ate two brains

This one time when we had to fight a mind flayer disguised as a maid

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Master Eghen, enigmatic leader of the cult of Tharizdun who is personally responsible for the tragic backstories of at least 3 characters but also just goes on adventures sometimes

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Sleepy elves

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Man, I fucking miss Blackwall. Nobody lied like that man. Solas was all half-truths and mysterious double meanings like a poetic fortune cookie. But Blackwall just straight-up pulled shit out of his ass with 0 fucks give.

Wings of Valor for valor type of shit

When the Inquisitor first finds him, this asshole’s out in some random field, bullshitting a bunch of wannabe Grey Wardens like it’s amateur hour at Liars’ Anonymous. Out here cosplaying with 0 shame

Varric gets suspicious, starts poking at him like, “Hey, buddy, what’s your deal?” and Blackwall just hits him with a “No.” Like, not even a good lie just “No.” Sus as hell, and somehow everyone’s like, “Seems legit, carry on”

Absolute icon. A lying sack of shit, but our lying sack of shit. Man deserves a medal for audacity alone

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Art by Leksø Tiger

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Origins companions: Veteran edition

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Loving siblings, awful people. Love them

Pirate half-siblings Leif and Solveig

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