The skyline is etched in my veins; you can never put that out no matter how hard it rains.
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Man Wouldn’t Have Worn Costume To Work If He’d Known He Was Getting Laid Off
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Bella - American Eskimo - 1 year old - loves to cuddle & get muddy.
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PORTSMOUTH, NH—The woeful pall unfurling quickly across the illuminated text, an ominous darkness Wednesday foretold that the grim age of an autoplaying ad had come to pass. “An unholy mist intercedes between mine eyes and the Esquire homepage,” said local man Marc Hammons, even now perceiving in the distance the baleful synthesized fanfare of the approaching Mazda video. “Fortune’s fool, I wagered I would be spared and forsook my ad blocker, and now a pitiless gloom that will abide for 30 seconds has descended. No X in the corner will succor me. No five-second opt-out will rekindle the embers beneath this wicked mist. Lo, the Mazda Summer Sales Event nears. Stop my ears with wax! Forgive me! Forgive me!” At press time, Hammons had, with but one errant stroke, clicked on the ad and now smiled ruefully, an accursed soul fully resigned to his damnation.
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The Rachel/Lenore Wedding Dress
Sources: Friends season 1 episode 1 part 1 (1994), Edgar Allan Poe’s Murder Mystery Dinner Party Ch. 1: The Bells (2016)
First pointed out by @nelliejellybean here, with additional detail from Sinead here.
It’s totally the same dress. Also: Both times a character wore it she didn’t make it to the wedding.
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My nine year old American Staffordshire Terrier rescue, Diamond. ~@whiskers-and-waggings
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a harry potter au where everything is exactly the same except harry’s glasses have transition lenses
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